Relationship disaster - help

I've read some nonsense on these forums today but I think this tops it. What an astounding assumption. So you are really saying that due to her being religious she is less likely to have had past relationships? Amazing.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying and I have absolutely no idea why that's not a pretty accurate assumption...
 
How does no sex before marriage and not a virgin work?

How do you know this for sure?

This is one strange lass, we needs pics.

Met a guy, married him, lost her v plates, found out he's a devil worshiper and in order to avoid creating the spawn of Satan divorces him, moves into op's house, falls in love, cue the rest of their lives together.
 
What has being religious got to do with an individuals ability to have a personal relationship? Can't believe how narrow minded a statement you are making.
 
What has being religious got to do with an individuals ability to have a personal relationship? Can't believe how narrow minded a statement you are making.

Religious people are all utterly ******* mental. Haven't you learnt yet? You've been here 5 years and you haven't picked this up yet? I mean, you can't mention religion round here without people reminding you that all religious people are crazy, scientifically incapable, backwards psychopaths.

Pay attention.
 
Jesus. Let's tldr it:

In 1 + 1/2 weeks.

You got a hot, blonde lodger
Said lodger starts buying you stuff, then brings family over who refer to you as the boyfriend
You then smooch, and do other extra-curricular activities
She says she loves you
She won't let you poke the fire due to religion, but isn't a virgin
She keeps trying to bible bash you, drag you to church and generally jesus rape you
She says you love you, in 1 + 1/2 weeks (it needed mentioning twice).

Chick is a whole bag of crazy, and you sir, have just landed yourself in a slash movie titled "jesus loves you, now you gonna die".

In all seriousness, you need to cut this **** now. Be a man and tell her you really don't appreciate the bible bashing, you really like her but this would be a deal breaker. Also tell her it's too soon to be saying things like love, and she needs to calm down. Especially if you aren't even allowed to hit it.

Ant :cool:

PS> If you wake up in a skip behind a church with your rod cut off and an effigy of the virgin mary embedded to the hilt up your jacksy, don't say OcUK didn't warn you.
 
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Religious people are all utterly funking mental. Haven't you learnt yet? You've been here 5 years and you haven't picked this up yet? I mean, you can't mention religion round here without people reminding you that all religious people are crazy, scientifically incapable, backwards psychopaths.

Pay attention.

O yes I knew religious people were nutjobs but this not being able to have relationships takes it to a new level. Come to think of it all the religious people I know are all single, will never marry, and never will have kids. Their parents must have been non-religious though.
 
O yes I knew religious people were nutjobs but this not being able to have relationships takes it to a new level. Come to think of it all the religious people I know are all single, will never marry, and never will have kids. Their parents must have been non-religious though.

Oh, sorry, I didn't realise you were actually being serious.

Feel free to take my above post entirely seriously.
 
OP, this should be you:

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Wow finally got to a relationship thread where this gif isnt posted! I do beleive it applies here though.

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Can't do pics at this stage. If the relationship survives tonight then i'll try. She is about an 8. Very very slim waist and tbh a peach of an **** to utterly die for.


basically these are dealbreakers


  • No more hassling me about religion, she just has to accept and respect my own beliefs (or lack of) instead of trying to convert me.
  • Sex before marriage issue. Dealbreaker. I'm not saying she must shag me right now but tbh i dont even really believe in marriage so that might as well be no sex ever :eek:
  • More space, this is hard because we are kinda living together atm so she will treat us like uhh we are living together as a couple! Perhaps her moving out would be a good thing actually.
If she manages all these then maybe.... :)

What do you think?
 
Can't do pics at this stage. If the relationship survives tonight then i'll try. She is about an 8. Very very slim waist and tbh a peach of an **** to utterly die for.


basically these are dealbreakers


  • No more hassling me about religion, she just has to accept and respect my own beliefs (or lack of) instead of trying to convert me.
  • Sex before marriage issue. Dealbreaker. I'm not saying she must shag me right now but tbh i dont even really believe in marriage so that might as well be no sex ever :eek:
  • More space, this is hard because we are kinda living together atm so she will treat us like uhh we are living together as a couple! Perhaps her moving out would be a good thing actually.
If she manages all these then maybe.... :)

What do you think?

It's been 2 weeks pal grow a set.
 
Just read this thread from the beginning...yikes...I guess the talk will be happening soon if not now.

All sounds far far too soon to me, but on the other hand the OP is talking about relationships as well so who knows how much he has helped the situation along.
 
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