Rich Russians go pirate hunting in somalian waters

How much to hire a keyboard?

Silly, you will just polutte the sea with that, use a keyboard tied to a string!

The tesimonials are awesome

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA
 
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This thread is alarming, obviously 99% of the people here wouldn't do it, but it's alarming that everybody here thinks that it's 'cool', 'fun' and 'awesome' to murder people as a sport.

Pirates are obviously unforgivable in their actions, but they're from a place where this is normal and in some cases the only way to live, you guys are just ridiculous :/
 
Pirates are obviously unforgivable in their actions,
They're hardly unforgivable... they don't actually kill most crews, and all it really is is thieving, which is hardly unforgivable. They are often very poor, often as a result of foreign actions, and while their actions may not be totally defensible, they are forgivable.
 
Pirates are obviously unforgivable in their actions, but they're from a place where this is normal and in some cases the only way to live, you guys are just ridiculous :/

I don't think that's any justification though, just becuase it's a way of life for them doesn't it right or less important to stop them. The Somali pirates need to be stopped. Any military option would be just as bloody anyway.
 
Pirates are obviously unforgivable in their actions, but they're from a place where this is normal and in some cases the only way to live, you guys are just ridiculous :/

Don't you think your being a little patronising there? Your not talking about lions and tigers "oh it's natural for them to kill", these are people who decide to kill because they get nice toys that way.

They do it, not because it's their culture, but because lack of law enforcement lets them get away with it, cornwall would if they could still get away with it too :)
 
The hunter now becomes the hunted :D

Apprantly they have no choice, to steal or die as it's the only way to survive

MW
 
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