Rode 'home' last night. "Make sure you go the main road as I'm cooking dinner and you mustn't be late" she says. Brutal headwind for 26 miles due to the open road. Tons of traffic, lorries and tractors. Had a long day (hassle on site with Windows 10 inplace upgrades) so hadn't eaten much and with the headwinds I wasn't in the best of moods. Especially combined with the pad on my Castelli Evoluziones causing me some grief towards the end - I think the pad is a little too 'dense' for me so I was left with a numb ar5e and sore hips after around an hour. Might be the only ride I have a chance for the next 11-12 days (house move & weekend away)
With the headwinds I sat 95% of all the climbs, concentrating on maintaining HR and cadence rather than 'powering' up them alternating stood/sat. Not sure if that's what's given me aching hips?!
Not massive damage considering but the frame is a write off and the front wheel too along with various bits of kit. Just a massive ball ache in the end. Doubt the driver will get charged with anything despite it clearly being whatever the French equivalent of driving without due care is.
Thanks all for the well wishes anyway! I will post that route when I get in front of a computer.
Ouch, damn & utterly gutted for your bike!
Hope they throw the rule book at him/her - if anything you should get more 'support' being a cyclist from police on the continent than you get over here. Then again, you're a brit on holiday so they may even side with the local!

One thing you can be sure of with continental police is their inconsistencies - at least over here you can guess what they're going to do (path of least resistance/paperwork).
Hope it's all sorted easily and painlessly. At least with a company like Bikmo they should have experience of similar incidents/claims.
Got alongside him and he is sorting and reading some papers on the steering wheel.. seriously where do they find these drivers?!
Report! Got it on camera? Local authorities like to make examples of those kinda guys (who are usually contract drivers rather than council employees).
There's one bus that routinely tries to kill me on my commute home. It's always Sorry Not In Service at that point and clearly his brain is off duty by then as he always insists on passing me with millimetres to spare.
Good result on the mrs' shopper/runaround! Much easier to get the cash, make sure he's happy, exit swiftly before you get involved! Did that with an old garden shed some guy bought - he had a hammer and was intending on dismantling it to fit in the back of a mondeo. The shed was made of cheap wood and had probably been assembled 5-6 years previously so I bet it was an utter nightmare! I exited swiftly, but I walked past where he'd parked his car the next day and there was bits of wood, nails and screws everywhere lol

Buses are a bane, had one sat on my shoulder for ages yesterday, there were oncoming cars on the straight/flat bits of road (which were probably wide enough for him to get past), but he waited until the road narrowed around a blind corner with an incline to overtake. Thankfully nothing came the other way!
Going on my first long cycle ride tomorrow so looking for any tips to help me survive and recover! Longest ride to date was 34miles and I mostly have just done 15-25m rides. haven't don't much in the last 6 weeks. I'll be cycling a a dedicated cycle path and hope to do at least 50 miles but it is out and back so may need to be careful so I don't get stranded!
Got a spare tube, repair kit and CO2 inflator, no idea how to change a tire but hope my phone will save me. Will wear my compression short with the most padding. 2 bottles of sports drink, several gel packs and money to buy more. Any other vitals?
Will try to keep a higher cadence overall and an easier pace at the start.
Most importantly would be the route you choose, try to match the road 'types' and elevation to what you're used to riding, if anything try to avoid much elevation and certainly any long/big climbs you've not already ridden. For food/recovery I would edge you more towards natural foods rather than gels, save the gels for when you're near home. You'll find natural things (flapjacks/soreen/granola-breakfast bars) easier on your digestion and probably better for the endurance and low intensity riding you'll be doing. If you tab your drinks and found yourself getting through 2 drinks on the 34 mile ride then it'd be worth taking an extra tab with you (so you have the option of 3 drinks if you stop for water somewhere).
For recovery, I would point you towards something easy and quick to eat/drink immediately afterwards. Milk/chocolate milk/pre-made fruit smoothie are very good starting points but also if you can prep/pre-cook some chicken or other high in protein foods to eat within half hour of your finish then very recommended. One of the 'worst' things I used to do after big/long rides was sit infront of the TV/computer after a steaming hot bath. The bath felt good (but probably better to have a shorter ice one!) but the stationary seating would make me cramp and cease up. I now find if I take things easily but do other types of exercise that I feel better and recover better - a leisurely 20 minute walk with the dog I've found fantastic. Even something like mowing the lawn/trimming something in the garden.
EDIT: Seconding Bennys advice to at least be familiar with the process of changing a tube. It's best to 'practice' at home - makes things less stressful at the roadside when you actually need to change one in the rain/snow/a hurry.
I bought a pair of Rudy Project glasses which have bendable arms to go round the back of the ears so they are nice and secure on your face, they dont foul.
Which Rudy are those if you don't mind me asking? Got a link?