I had road rage from some tool who wasnt even on the road!
Id parked the van up to do a collection thinking id left enough room for another driver to get out, turns out i hadnt and didnt realise it, so i moved forwards and then put the van back again.
So anyhow this other guy starts mouthing off, really going mental, right in my face, offering to take it "behind his truck", so i smiled sweetly and replied "dont threaten me........" at which point he was raging, really angry, the whole situation was absurd, so i started laughing at him as he ranted on and on and on, "you think its funny? you think im funny do you?"
"well yeah, im going in the warehouse now, bye"
The last time i lost my temper was with a guy who jumped on his horn because he was speeding through a housing estate and objected to me reversing out into an apperently clear road, untill this dude screams up, so i think nothing off it, but he keeps beeping and beeping and beeping, so i pull out into the main road and stop the truck, get out, and walk towards his car, at which point he slams it into reverse, but there are cars behind him, so he tries to go forward but he cant, because of cars coming the other way, all the time im walking towards his car, not shouting, not raging, so to get away he drives across a raised traffic island banging his sump really hard and catching his exhaust.
Silly people.