Man of Honour
I'll drive him wherever he wants to go the ungrateful little ****.
"Ermmmmmmmmmmmm I think I want to leave because you don't buy any players and we seem to be falling off the pace"
Sign Van Persie, win the league.
"Ermmmmmmmmmmm I think I want to leave because that Dutch fella seems to be the one everyone loves and people are seeing how I can't be arsed for most of the season"
Moral of the story, never trust the Scouse.