RSPCA are useless can you help? My can nearly killed a sparrow

Jokester · 24 May 2010 at 17:53

You've denied us our blood lust!

MrMoonX · 24 May 2010 at 18:02

why would the rspca give a **** about a sparrow!

matthewhotdude · 24 May 2010 at 18:06

MrMoonX said:
why would the rspca give a **** about a sparrow!

The clue is in the name :rolleyes:

PhillyDee · 24 May 2010 at 18:08

matthewhotdude said:
The clue is in the name

Is that not the RSPB

Jokester · 24 May 2010 at 18:09

Yeah, it's nothing to do with the RSPCA, indeed their idea of preventing further pain and suffering to the bird would likely to be put it out of it's misery.

Things change I've changed · 24 May 2010 at 18:12

poopots said:
GD WAT SHUD I DO? I STEPT ON AN ANT?

I hope you wore contraception.

Gackt · 24 May 2010 at 19:11

Lol at all the people quite happy to kill a little bird rather than give it time to recover and fly away.

kibblerok · 24 May 2010 at 19:12

Poor bird

Things change I've changed · 24 May 2010 at 19:15

Gackt said:
Lol at all the people quite happy to kill a little bird rather than give it time to recover and fly away.

I know it's quite sad really, "yeah just brick it's da fair ting to do like innit"

PapaLazaru · 24 May 2010 at 19:16

kibblerok said:
Poor bird

The little lucky bird did not get OCUK'd and for that, we can be grateful.

(though I was going to say douse it in petrol and catapult in into a fire).

TJM · 24 May 2010 at 19:16

Since the bird got away you will have to brick the cat to keep everyone happy.

GreatAuk · 24 May 2010 at 19:31

TJM said:
Since the bird got away you will have to brick the cat to keep everyone happy.

And remember to take gruesome pics so we can decipher what the cat last ate and whether it has healthy kidneys.

[TW]Fox · 24 May 2010 at 19:39

I hate cats. Why we ever decided to domesticate them I've no idea.

Seriously, is there are more pointless creature? You feed it, it leaves, spends all day ****ing in other peoples gardens and terrorising the local wildlife, and only comes back to see you in order to get more food or sleep somewhere.

Get a proper pet, a rabbit, a dog, a hamster, a wallaby, anything but a damn cat

Davies_M · 24 May 2010 at 19:45

Rabbit?! Hamster?! Their only worthy for my plate.

Filthy rodents.

Dogs and wallaby I like the sound of

Oh yeah BURN THE CAT!

gort · 24 May 2010 at 20:01

Let me be the first one to actually post a serious answer as opposed to "hit it with a brick" or "Nuke it from orbit to be sure!"

Animals can stay in shock or be concussed for quite some time and still recover. I'd say leave it in there for a few hours and reassess then.

russ0r · 24 May 2010 at 20:11

[TW]Fox;16615558 said:
You feed it, it leaves, spends all day ****ing in other peoples gardens and terrorising the local wildlife, and only comes back to see you in order to get more food or sleep somewhere.

90% of cats are not like this.

Also, dogs smell, and they make your house smell. True story.

SexyGreyFox · 24 May 2010 at 20:12

A SPARROW - stamp on it's head.

Rainmaker · 24 May 2010 at 20:15

MrMoonX said:
why would the rspca give a **** about a sparrow!

Jokester said:
Yeah, it's nothing to do with the RSPCA, indeed their idea of preventing further pain and suffering to the bird would likely to be put it out of it's misery.

Exactly. Helping out injured sparrows doesn't make for a good "just £2 a month" TV appeal, nor does it lead to high profile, high publicity private prosecutions involving the vulnerable and the elderly leading to a massive cash injection.

whitecrook · 24 May 2010 at 20:19

Surely you mean the RSPB, any way?

Foxxy · 24 May 2010 at 20:20

russ0r said:
90% of cats are not like this.

Also, dogs smell, and they make your house smell. True story.

Well thats Bull, they smell and make your house smell if your a dirty skank and dont hoover or wash the poor animal

The same as people, if you dont clean up, or wash, you make the house smell