15 Apr 2020 at 14:12 #281 KillBoY_UK KillBoY_UK Soldato Joined 20 Apr 2004 Posts 4,365 Location Oxford "I'm quite poor really"
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15 Apr 2020 at 17:55 #283 Illuminist Illuminist Soldato Joined 26 Sep 2017 Posts 6,189 Location In the Masonic Temple But it's called cheese?! I just farted, smell?
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16 Apr 2020 at 05:37 #287 Sankari Sankari Caporegime Joined 29 Dec 2007 Posts 31,991 Location Adelaide, South Australia 'I just caught coronavirus.'
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16 Apr 2020 at 19:11 #294 Uncle Petey Uncle Petey Soldato Joined 22 Jul 2012 Posts 15,886 Location London Pink, stink. Your call. Any hole's a goal I'll get me coat
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17 Apr 2020 at 12:55 #296 Jean-F Jean-F Man of Honour Joined 14 Apr 2017 Posts 3,511 Location London Hi, I’m Ed Winchester.
17 Apr 2020 at 23:51 #297 Diagro Diagro Soldato Joined 3 Jun 2012 Posts 10,850 "I've shagged your mum"
18 Apr 2020 at 00:35 #298 Hades Hades Man of Honour Joined 19 Oct 2002 Posts 29,533 Location Surrey My mate was right.
18 Apr 2020 at 00:36 #299 Tee Hee Johnson Tee Hee Johnson Soldato Joined 30 May 2007 Posts 4,846 Location Glasgow, Scotland What is that smell?