Put a good squad together... Our senior centre-backs are:
Fab Coloccini
Mike Williamson
Steven Taylor
I actually have no great problem with Ashley - at least, I don't hate him like most other fans seem to. Not only did he buy up our debt when he came in, I don't mind him running the club as a business (we're in profit) and, while it can be frustrating, in a world where Shane Long goes for £12m I welcome his caution in the transfer market. He has certainly made some mistakes but he is a net positive imo.
Pardew, on the other hand, has consistently shown himself to be a complete muppet. He did well in 2012/13 when everything was going our way - we had no serious injuries, our signings settled in immediately, we had strikers who could turn a half-chance into a goal with consistency. Some of the goals Cisse scored were just insane. Sure, Pardew can take some credit for that season, but he did have everything going for him. Since then things have gone back to normal - injuries, suspensions, loss of form, etc. Pardew has been incapable of dealing with it. He can put players on the pitch and hope for some individual magic but he can't set them up as a team, as a well-organised tactical unit. Based on my extensive research I have concluded that he has three default 'tactics':
Defend.
Pump them up!
???
Defending is for against top teams. Men behind the ball etc. For most managers, the men behind the ball are drilled, organised, and disciplined and frustrate their more gifted opponents through sheer hard work and determination. For Pardew, the success of this tactic ultimately depends more on Krul having a good game than on being a well organised and disciplined unit. If Krul has an off-day or just an average day, we lose heavily.
Pump them up! is mainly for Sunderland matches, but sometimes also for home matches against top teams. He gets the team so hyped that they try to attack but panic in the final third and lose all defensive discipline at the back. But at least 'we was passionate'.
??? is for every other game. It seems to involve neither attacking nor defending. There is no shape, no movement, no decisiveness, no fluency. The classic excuse is 'we was tired,' but the performance only looks laboured because no one knows what they are doing. If you see Gouffran pick the ball up in defensive midfield while there are no black-and-white shirts within 25 yards of Riviere, you're watching the ??? tactic at work.
So no, I do not want Pardew out because it is futile to rage against Ashley. I do not want him out because he is not a Geordie (neither am I). I do not want him out because he doesn't 'care' about the club. I want him out because he is a clueless ****.