Seagull Keeps Attacking Me

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:13

Throw a cat at it.

Dabbles · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:13

Tennis racket?

Mat · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:15

Tell it there are some rabbits that could do with a hand over by a local hill.

Combat squirrel · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:16

Kill it, disgusting annoying pests is all they are, I don't know why they have not been wiped out, wake me up all hours of the morning when they insist in flying around in circles making noise then destroy all the bins and get rubbish everywhere

Marshstyles · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:29

Redman said:
Are you called Cliff?

lol xD

wildman · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:33

Dabbles said:
Tennis racket?

yes its a racket at the prices they charge to get into Wimbledon !!!!

Begbie · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:45

We have hundreds of them here, been crapped on twice this month! Hate the damn things, nothing but rodents!

VaderDSL · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:48

Get a catapult, take it out before you get to its territory

Cosimo · 30 Jun 2011 at 18:24

Throw a brick at it or just be friends.

*Moangroan* · 30 Jun 2011 at 18:28

I think you have reached stage 3.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2003/aug/10/theobserver.uknews

Have you got a crash helmet ?? But dont wear it on the bus you will look silly.

Locky · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:09

Air rifle, and sniper it, I would.

alx · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:09

Seeing as it's Wimbledon, take a tennis racket and overhead smash it's ass?

spleenharvester · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:19

Old Wino said:
So much fun to be had here:

Tennis/badminton racket
7 Iron
Water pistol
paint gun
Fish finger loaded with sleeping tablets/chilli powder/marching powder/Elephant grade laxative etc. etc.

Definitely gets my vote

SeraphX · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:21

your near it's nest or chick things, i have the same issues in my own back yard, try lobbing a brick at the damn bird, failing that, lure with food, then stamp to death

Lethagized · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:21

Try this

manbearpig · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:24

Solaris said:
I'll see if I can get some footage of it tonight on my iPhone

Why not just say you will see if you can get some footage or video of it without including the iPhone

Flare · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:32

manbearpig said:
Why not just say you will see if you can get some footage or video of it without including the iPhone

Because that's not how Apple users work, DURRRR.

Noxia · 30 Jun 2011 at 19:38

Is this you OP?

ScarySquirrel · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:17

Open your mouth when it flies at you and then eat it out of the air.