Second Life Ruined my Marriage!!..

Just **** up her PC when she is out of the house. I managed to get water on my motherboard whilst computer was turned on recently (don't ask) and it borked it goooood :D

Only needed a replacement mobo but the whole thing was dead until I bothered to replace.

Just steal the RAM, when she turns it on it will beep and she will pap herself and ask you whats wrong. Take a look at it and give her some BS.
 
Is dishonesty (in breaking the computer) the right idea in this marriage? Just go in and remove the router and tell her why you are doing it.*










8 Brace yourself for some abuse though, addicts don't take having their "fix" removed lightly.
 
If you want a good way of disabling the net without making it too obvious just mess with the settings in the router. It won't be too hard to stop in connecting and it can then easily be blamed on the web company messing up. It would be interesting to see what she does with regards to how determined she'll be to get back into second life.
 
yak.h'cir said:
If you want a good way of disabling the net without making it too obvious just mess with the settings in the router. It won't be too hard to stop in connecting and it can then easily be blamed on the web company messing up. It would be interesting to see what she does with regards to how determined she'll be to get back into second life.
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I can imagine it being something like this:

Ex Mrs Simian: ******* computer's broken... fix it please...

Simian: Why? :cool:

Ex Mrs Simian: Um... because...er... bugger :(
 
I've only just seen this : \


And erm.... what


She had sex in cyber space, on a game, with someone over the other side of the world.

And that's caused you grief?

Duuuude, Just give her a good old seeing to. Make sure she can't walk to the computer, Hell or Join in, Does Second Life allow for 3 ways?
 
Hmm... I just noticed... this thread would have an equal, if not greater comical impact, if the "L" in the title was replaced by a "W"
 
wannabedamned said:
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She had sex in cyber space, on a game, with someone over the other side of the world.

And that's caused you grief?

Duuuude, Just give her a good old seeing to. Make sure she can't walk to the computer, Hell or Join in, Does Second Life allow for 3 ways?
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Sure, because he shouldn't be bothered by her actions? Don't worry it isn't real... well it is in her head, she even used manual stimulation afterwards.

I am also sure she would be interested in sex with him. She won't as she is addicted to the game.

What's next on this thread? Go alpha and hit her with your keyboard?
 
wannabedamned said:
lol, maybe i'm just not as threatened at the fact my girl could possibly use the internet to cyber.

It's not me trying to be alpha
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Hmm, would have expected more of a "You looked at my girl funny... eat keyboard" rather than "oh, I don't care if my gf is arranging to meet up with random internet guys for sex"
 
Simian said:
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At about 1:20ish I needed a pee so I got up, and walking past the study she was still typing away but the screen behind appeared blank.. then a toned/tanned back-side came into view.. pumping up and down.. the picture revealed itself with her underneath and him on top pumping away laying on a beach whilst they were both typing!!... She went to bed about 1:45ish and I dunno what went on in her room after that!, but the cats came running out of there quite frightened!!..
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LMAO. I honestly haven't laughed so hard in months. :D
 
I've been watching Youtube vids on Second Life. Seem's there are Escorts who get paid from $20/hour. Maybe she's been getting paid just for abit of side money/fun. The game looks highly addictive, since it looks like there is a lot to do.

Talk to her, if she ever gets away from it. End of the day, you've got to live your' own life and be happy yourself. If she ignores what you've got to say, try again. If it doesn't work, leave her to it. Not worth it if she won't listen.
 
LordSplodge said:
Sure, because he shouldn't be bothered by her actions? Don't worry it isn't real... well it is in her head, she even used manual stimulation afterwards.

I am also sure she would be interested in sex with him. She won't as she is addicted to the game.

What's next on this thread? Go alpha and hit her with your keyboard?
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I had sex with my GTA girlfriend when GTA4 was all the rage recently. Its a damn computer game :/
 
Make a fake second life program in Visual Basic, that appears to log in. When the control panel etc comes up, have a window that pops up with *insert name of computer generated boyfriend* and "user avatar", in which you have a spotty 15 year old kid. She will log out and not realise the app is fake.

:D
 
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