Shower - Day or Night?
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Soldato
he was called 'bun' but someone clever said he should be called 'bum', and you know what the mods are like.. 
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I personally sleep with my mouth open (i think) so my mouth is always full of dried saliva which is gunky and horrible. So i gargle and brush my teeth.
Consigliere
he was called 'bun' but someone clever said he should be called 'bum', and you know what the mods are like..
Man of Honour
he was called 'bun' but someone clever said he should be called 'bum', and you know what the mods are like..
Nobody has any idea what the mods are like, they could be lizzards dressed as royalty or the mice that run the planet or they could be god himself.
Man of Honour
icey_haj said he did, but retracted it (or just blatantly switched direction) in the face of the responses.
Yes, but wouldn't you wash your face as well???
Not after wiping my bum :/
And I've already demonstrated that the bird poo thing isn't close to the scenarios mentioned so is of no consequence to the discussion at hand...
What a surprise
Huh?
Soldato
What could have been yet another dull thread about dull dullness turns into an epic. Well done BUM, post more.
Caporegime
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Man of Honour
Now even though he retracted it he should invest in some good hand wash.
Soldato
Oh my life Gilly, you're still going on about this?
Just as you are.
How much do you have to pay him for that service? Poor bugger.
Man of Honour
Down your cheeks?, someone crying over your behind?, that's a novel way to clean yourself
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Soldato
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Washing your bum with your hands doesn't mean you're literally scraping handfuls of crap off your bum. 
The normal practice is to:
1.) Use as much tissue paper as you need to wipe off any faecal matter remaining on your bum after you've pooped.
2.) Whilst pouring water, gently rub your bum with your left hand to ensure any residual matter is cleaned off. No matter how skilled you are with your paper, something will always remain!
3.) Whilst your hand is still down there, pour some more water down and clean your hands as much as you can. Then take some more tissue paper and wipe your bum and hands dry.
4.) Finally use some soap to clean your hands thoroughly (anti-bacterial liquid works best).
Follow these steps properly and your hands will be perfectly clean and you'll have a clean arse too.
The normal practice is to:
1.) Use as much tissue paper as you need to wipe off any faecal matter remaining on your bum after you've pooped.
2.) Whilst pouring water, gently rub your bum with your left hand to ensure any residual matter is cleaned off. No matter how skilled you are with your paper, something will always remain!
3.) Whilst your hand is still down there, pour some more water down and clean your hands as much as you can. Then take some more tissue paper and wipe your bum and hands dry.
4.) Finally use some soap to clean your hands thoroughly (anti-bacterial liquid works best).
Follow these steps properly and your hands will be perfectly clean and you'll have a clean arse too.
Soldato
This thread was funny to begin with until it transpired people wipe their arse with their hand. *pukes*