Shower - Day or Night?

azzerz · 20 May 2008 at 21:34

shower of a night... would rarther an extra hour in bed!

furnace · 20 May 2008 at 21:35

Viper² said:
Your friend sweats out of his bum?

My bum sweats... surely this is normal :confused:

I always shower in the morning, and try to shower before I sleep - but if I'm too tired I don't bother.

mrk · 20 May 2008 at 21:37

furnace said:
My bum sweats... surely this is normal

I always shower in the morning, and try to shower before I sleep - but if I'm too tired I don't bother.

Are you shaving your bum hairs?

I say this because....well just read for yourself!

Tombo · 20 May 2008 at 21:39

Get a wet wipe to avoid scraping crusty poo off your bum hole.

Robert · 20 May 2008 at 21:42

I'm not going to shower tonight. My crack feels nice and warm.

taz488 · 20 May 2008 at 22:01

DampCat said:
Not just touching, but being spread by it.

rofl that made me laugh

~>Dg<~ said:
if you cooked poo could you eat it? not out of choice but you can drink your own urine so maybe you could.

no need to cook it Apply some common sense please - Gilly

mrk said:
Shaving your bum

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now that sounds a nasty experience, funny story though!

5* thread, i shower in the morning, to wake up, get clean and sort my hair out. brush teeth twice a day

footman · 20 May 2008 at 23:01

It is possible to wash ones bum a little too much:

richyfingers · 20 May 2008 at 23:05

Haha, this thread has cracked me up. Top quality stuff.

poo

steve258 · 20 May 2008 at 23:08

usually shower in the morning but it's been rather warm recently so started showering in the evening before bed.

beermonster · 21 May 2008 at 01:11

funniest thread ive ever read ever! some people were i work have some disgusting habits like not flushing or not washing hands after, you wash your hands then have to open the door again when people havent wash and theyve wiped with their hand ugh!

Mr.Bon · 21 May 2008 at 01:14

beermonster said:
funniest thread ive ever read ever! some people were i work have some disgusting habits like not flushing or not washing hands after, you wash your hands then have to open the door again when people havent wash and theyve wiped with their hand ugh!

Its like that everywhere.
Thats why I hate going to public toilets etc.

I try not to touch the doors. And if someone happens to come in/out then I wont have to xD