Shy Wee

[ScarySquirrel]

Yes, usually when drunk!

The downside is that you have to rush back toward the urinal when the "flow" begins to lessen.

That is half the fun.

 

[Kerplunk]

Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?


Whilst on the subject of toilet stories. At primary school we had this mental kid (he went crazy after eating cheese, we once stuffed some potatoes with cheese and made him eat them, but that's another story) who was at the urinal next to another kid in my class. He turned to him and started relieving himself all over him, and he managed to get him in the face with it as well.

lmao

 

[EffBee]

I'm not shy.

My penis is so small my hand hides it from prying eyes.

Incidentally ever seen the "urinal etiquette guide". It is both silly and factually accurate at the same time, describing the choice of urinal to use when there are several available with some in use and some not, and what to do and say, and not to do and not to say when using one.

 

[Rich1988]

I do sometimes get "stage fright" yes, if there's no cubicles available I will use the urinals, but it usually takes me longer before I can start peeing. Quite annoying

This I prefer using a cubicle if there is one there plus you can do a lazy mans shake and use a bit of tissue paper

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I must confess I have done this before.



Ahhh, it gets even better, did you say anything to him?

Something along the lines of "What the ****, you're ******* on my shoe!"

He did apologise in a drunken half arsed sort of way.

 

[reflux]

You named your dong "Little Dave" and sit down to pee?

WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!

My aim is usually a bit off in the mornings, so I sit down to avoid painting the walls with gouache.

Whilst on the subject of toilet stories. At primary school we had this mental kid (he went crazy after eating cheese, we once stuffed some potatoes with cheese and made him eat them, but that's another story) who was at the urinal next to another kid in my class. He turned to him and started relieving himself all over him, and he managed to get him in the face with it as well.

Continuing the theme (to some extent) my sister had got given a banana that she didn't want in her packed lunch one day, so in order to get rid of it, she flushed it down the toilet. The banana blocked the toilet, and the school banned pupils from bringing in any fruit. That headmistress was a right fascist

 

[Kerplunk]

Does anyone put a layer of splash protector bog roll down the toliet to avoid any embarrasing sploshes when going for a dump in a public urnial?

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Does anyone put a layer of splash protector bog roll down the toliet to avoid any embarrasing sploshes when going for a dump in a public urnial?

YES!!

 

[antijoke]

This thread is pure gold(en) awesomeness.

 

[Abraham]

Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

I prefer on any trough style ones to see how far I can reach left and right while remaining in the middle, end to end is obviously the goal

 

[Cosimo]

I sometimes do this when the urinals are almost all taken.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Why are toilet activities so funny?

 

[antijoke]

I prefer on any trough style ones to see how far I can reach left and right while remaining in the middle, end to end is obviously the goal

OMFG, I do this too.

Do you celebrate by running up and down the trough? rofl.

^ I do not do that,that's going to far.

 

[M0T]

I always use the cubicle, as Victor Meldrew said 'you can shake all you like but theres always that last little bit that you have to get off with the loo roll'.

 

[Cosimo]

Why are toilet activities so funny?

Are they, you tell me.

 

[Rich1988]

Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

sometimes when Im using a urinal I HAVE to do this especially if I havent taken a leak for a long time or the splash back would be horrific.

 

[eXor]

my sister had got given a banana that she didn't want in her packed lunch one day, so in order to get rid of it, she flushed it down the toilet

What. The. Hell?

Throwing one's lunch away was frowned upon, hence she had to dispose of it covertly?

 

[PaulStat]

My aim is usually a bit off in the mornings, so I sit down to avoid painting the walls with gouache.

I know what you mean, morning glory often ends up in twin spouts

 

[Dr.EM]

Yes everybody has to partake in at least one who can **** furthest or highest contest!

Damn, that's just brought back a hilarious memory! Back at primary school a freind tried for a height record but didn't notice the window was open, it was one of those that just opens at the top part. Of course, some girl was standing near the open window and got showered; must have traumatic for her but we were cracking up about it for days

 

[reflux]

What. The. Hell?

Throwing one's lunch away was frowned upon, hence she had to dispose of it covertly?

Indeed. We're a family of eaters, but my sister has never really been big on it.