Shy Wee

anyone seen those flies etched/printed into the urinals? apparently they help you aim better when drunk.

i tend to go for the cubicle though, most of our decent bars only has one cubicle, which is usually clogged up or out of order which kinda sucks.

when taking a slash i did hear a guy yelp once at the urinal, he must have zipped his todger up in his fly
 
Not a fan of most urinals. I was about 18 when I first took a pish while wearing a kilt. All the microscopic splash-back hitting your bare legs puts you right off.
 
Well having just visited the toilet at work (we just have a normal toilet, no urinals) I was thinking about this thread and the thought of standing next to others and all I could think of was Ghostbusters and the "Don't cross the streams" quote. :o
 
Cubicle fan.



There's a fairly in depth youtube video that outlines the proper conduct when entering and using the Gents.
 
I admit to not liking using crowded urinals but it doesn't stop me if I am in need of one badly. maybe slightly harder if it isn't as urgent, probably due to being less relaxed but with my monster penis it isn't shyness.

Can I feel your muscles?
 
I use cubicles in public, too many disadvantages to urinals, splash back, bad aim, strange conversations etc. etc.
 
Cant stand urinals myself and will use a cubicle where available, however if needs must, then urinal it is. Also particularly wary of using a urinal when wearing button up boxers and/or jeans as a lot of fumbling is required and that cant look good.
 
Burned_Alive said:
Cant stand urinals myself and will use a cubicle where available, however if needs must, then urinal it is. Also particularly wary of using a urinal when wearing button up boxers and/or jeans as a lot of fumbling is required and that cant look good.
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I like my buttons, and find the fumbling is amusing as it slightly disturbs others. :D
 
Always a urinal if it's there, quicker and easier, plus if you're drunk you get to lean your head on the wall, which is one of the best parts of the night.
 
I hate it in night clubs were there’s just one long urinal everyone has to wee in and there’s a giant queue behind you waiting to use it. Especially when someone is drunk and swaying and inadvertently has a wee wee sword fight with you :|
 
I used to hate using urinals when I was a bit younger, doesnt bother me so much now, mainly because when im out clubbing you HAVE to use a urinal as the bogs are usually overflowing with, poo/wee/sick etc.
 
I will use urinals if the toilet is'nt too busy, but prefer a cubicle if it is.

Had a few "stage fright" moments so don't like to take the chance :(...button up pants and splashback are also worries though!:p
 
Kerplunk said:
Does anyone put a layer of splash protector bog roll down the toliet to avoid any embarrasing sploshes when going for a dump in a public urnial?
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A good tip is to lay loo roll across the seat, sit on it, do your business, and lower the dump down safely in the water. It works mind you, I do it a lot now.
 
Because the urinals are too high and my trouser snake needs to unwrap.
 
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