Shy Wee

[FnG]magnolia · 1 May 2009 at 16:31

Anyone able to confirm the Man Rule (MR) that more than 3 shakes of a wet todger becomes a sex act in a public place?

jahujames · 1 May 2009 at 16:33

I friggin' hate when people talk to you in the Mens....

The other day, I was going to the toilet at work... some randomer walks in and goes "Arrrriiiiighttttt mate."

In the nastiest voice you've ever heard.... I was scared. Hence, why I always CUBICLES. Last time I do my business where mentals can meet and greet me

tomoW1 · 1 May 2009 at 16:37

I hate it when people talk to you in the toilet! I was at the urinal doing my thing and some bloke comes in, breaks the man rule by standing next to me, and then when he's finished he says "I don't need to wash my hands cos I didn't have sex last night!"
lol wut?

Also, if you're in a rush do you push to make it go faster or just let it flow naturally?

mrk · 1 May 2009 at 16:39

Why do you ask? do you not have a dong?

ruffneck · 1 May 2009 at 16:40

5UB said:
How is it? It is just the same technique they use when lowering big fish back into the sea.

gotta say I rofl'd at 5UB's posts especially that one!

fiveub · 1 May 2009 at 16:45

5UB said:
A good tip is to lay loo roll across the seat, sit on it, do your business, and lower the dump down safely in the water. It works mind you, I do it a lot now.

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Dude....that's just weird.

5UB said:
How is it? It is just the same technique they use when lowering big fish back into the sea.

Is it really that weird? - Surely I am not the only person that does it?

I don't do it at home, it is only if I am a bit shy, and there are a few people in the toilet but not a lot of noise is going on then it has to be done.

Reality|Bites · 1 May 2009 at 16:47

To catch it in the loo roll and wrap it up, then putting it in your pocket, that would be weird, Anyone done this?

danielmp007 · 1 May 2009 at 16:51

Andr3w said:
GAH

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME AT THE URINALS

MAN RULES PEOPLE
MAN RULES!!!!

fiveub · 1 May 2009 at 16:52

Reality|Bites said:
To catch it in the loo roll and wrap it up, then putting it in your pocket, that would be weird, Anyone done this?

Nah only used leaves on top of Ben Nevis. And for your information I did not put the leaves back in my pocket!

EffBee · 1 May 2009 at 16:53

There is an underlying theme in this thread that people are ashamed of their bodily functions.

I have to admit to never having done number twos in any public convenience and only very rarely at work in the direst emergency.

This is because I would want a team of cleansing experts to work for a week before I would so much as set foot in any such cubicle. They are pretty much all uniformly disgusting.

peterattheboro · 1 May 2009 at 16:54

5UB said:
Is it really that weird? - Surely I am not the only person that does it?

I don't do it at home, it is only if I am a bit shy, and there are a few people in the toilet but not a lot of noise is going on then it has to be done.

So that's where the REAL stink comes from. Poo out in the open and not in the depths of the bowl

tomoW1 · 1 May 2009 at 16:56

mrk said:
Why do you ask? do you not have a dong?

If im in a hurry I'll push, just wondered what the general consensus was.

V4NT0M · 1 May 2009 at 17:15

I've wondered about this before, many people do it...

apeZ · 1 May 2009 at 17:49

I love it when you have a whole 'area' of individual urinals and an empty room. Goal becomes to wee in every single urinal without letting any drop on the floor, before you run out.

Lakeside shopping center is particularly good for this.

Greenlizard0 · 1 May 2009 at 17:52

apeZ said:
I love it when you have a whole 'area' of individual urinals and an empty room. Goal becomes to wee in every single urinal without letting any drop on the floor, before you run out.

Lakeside shopping center is particularly good for this.

So that's why, even though nobody should really be wasted in there, it still smelled of ****.

starfighter · 1 May 2009 at 18:04

Has anyone used those public urinals like they have out at night on the weekends in Manchester.

Those are gross. Wouldn't catch a woman doing a pee in public but they expect men too.

mattyj1085 · 1 May 2009 at 18:04

Not really, narcotics makes it take ages but its the same with everyone. (plus everyone has micro-penis!)

If you cant go, someone suggested (whilst also in the urinals) to me to do times tables to yourself. It actually works really well. I do 4x4, 16x4, 64x4 etc "4 times 4 is 16, 16 times 4 is 64..." Makes you think about not peeing

Marky · 1 May 2009 at 18:40

I always go into a cubicle when possible because I don't want others to be afraid if they get a peek at my monster penis...

Hellsmk2 · 1 May 2009 at 18:45

I've always struggled to pee at urinals - I feel absolutely fine, but my bits completely stop whatever they were doing the second another bloke comes and stands next to me. No amount of trying will jump start the bloody thing.

Many a time when I've been drunk and desperate, I've wandered into the toilet and gone straight for the urinal thinking there is no way in hell that things won't work... only to have NOTHING happen. That's the worst ones, because you then leave only to go straight back in a few mins later with folk looking at you a bit funny!

Tummy · 1 May 2009 at 18:46

peterattheboro said:
Who here suffers from this?

Was just in the gents doing you know what when a guy comes in, enters a cubicle, locks the door and has a wee. There was only me in these rather large toilets and there were plenty of urinals available.

I've wondered how common this is as I sometimes see guys stood in cubicles peeing with the door open when there are plenty of urinals to use.

For the record i'm not disappointed that they'd rather use the cubicles rather than stand millimetres from myself and pee together

Yeah I get this, I hate using toilets where there are other people in them.
I just can't wee if there are people near me.