Silly injuries ?

ac1d1ty · 13 Jul 2009 at 20:26

tres said:
Tore my scrotum last year, then broke my hand in 4 places 12 hours later

toon_mad said:
what were you doing

ahahha lol.

I stepped out on the road once, a car rolled over my foot and stopped on it. :|

I fell backwards and was hit by some ****ing cyclist.

ow

El Jimben · 13 Jul 2009 at 20:45

I've got tendonitis in my left leg/ankle from doing nothing in particular, they THINK it's tendonitis anyway, so useful aren't they doctors :rolleyes:

Missing.String · 13 Jul 2009 at 20:46

El Jimben said:
I've got tendonitis in my left leg/ankle from doing nothing in particular, they THINK it's tendonitis anyway, so useful aren't they doctors

Tendonitis eh? I went about a year waiting to find out my supposed tendonitis was actually inflamed tissue that needed to be removed.

simpletom · 13 Jul 2009 at 21:32

Screwed my ankle tripping over a running shoe that I left on the floor.

N$X · 13 Jul 2009 at 23:29

i had this sash window held opened by a old video tape, not thinking i removed the video tape and the window slid down. i tried to use my superman skills to stop the window from crashing down and ended up putting my hand through the window.

i felt like an idiot explaining it at A&E.

stinamoo · 14 Jul 2009 at 09:28

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Tefal · 14 Jul 2009 at 10:55

The Funktopus said:
Being retarded, I managed to hit my own right thumb and index finger with a hammer whilst trying to put in a nail in the kitchen wall on which to hang a picture today. Net result is that I've split the side of my thumb open, and I have blood building up under the nail on my index finger, which feels like it's being pinched with a set of pliers. Currently contemplating poking a hole in said nail with a pin to see if it relieves the pressure. Fabulous.

And, to add insult to injury, I really don't like the picture either.

when i crushed my thumb nail the doctor poked a hole though it with a hot needle

hurt for a second but felt soooo much better.

The_TailGunner · 14 Jul 2009 at 11:54

i once set my own nutsack on fire using the old 'spray on a ton of lynx and use a lighter' trick to win a bet. the hair has never grown right since.

got my £20 though

Fenris · 14 Jul 2009 at 12:01

Broken my toes a few times stubbing them on stuff or opening doors onto them. Believe me it is not a dignifying experience to have to call into work and say "Sorry, can't make it in today, broken my toe"

Dark_Angel · 14 Jul 2009 at 12:06

platinum87 said:
i burn myself a lot of the time, i dont ever get a blister

so in line with that, after i finished cooking, i moved the pan, the handle was directly over the heat source (turned off but still hot).... i could smell burning plastic because it was near melted, picked it up and had a bit of melted plastic on my palm, i proceeded to shout at the pan... " your gonna try and burn me? MEEEE?? "

the nice sausages splatter so much i might just stop eating them all together

/facepalm

dawg970 · 1 Aug 2009 at 18:48

when i was 10 i was on my bike thinking that i was a jackass and drove as fast as i could into a glass police staiton door now i think how could i have bean any more stupid

Dr.EM · 1 Aug 2009 at 18:56

Trying to catch a sizeable bouncy ball served at range from a tennis racket yesterday

To be fair I did catch it twice with success

ryujinjakka · 1 Aug 2009 at 19:29

about 6 weeks ago i went to bed an then woke up the following morning with a 4 broken toes on my right foot D: i dont even know how i did it let alone sleep through it O_o

AtlanticP · 1 Aug 2009 at 19:33

Managed to cut my ear AND my nose while having a shave once :eek:

moon man · 1 Aug 2009 at 19:57

I was drilling through perspex with my hand above ,drilled through my wrist ,just missing an artery

helpimcrap · 1 Aug 2009 at 19:57

i'm in the process of recovering from what i consider to be a silly injury as i had pins and wire in my hands following an operation and (i think as i can't remember it) i didn't like it so bit them allout. this grossly involved me biting into the skin and pulling them from the bone. eurgh. i have now had that mess fixed which was caused by me being stupid.

Mark A · 1 Aug 2009 at 20:57

Had a silly injury on Friday

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Was drilling with an sds drill with a 6mm masonry bit in it. I was holding the workpiece with my right hand and drilling with my left and was putting a fair bit of pressure on the drill. Then the bit just snapped and the broken drill bit still attached to the drill went straight through my little finger :eek:

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Went through the side and I'm not sure if it hit the tendon or not. I really hope not as i was off work for 8 weeks last time i cut a tendon. Grr really annoyed at myself that this happened, although there wasn't really a lot i could have done to prevent it. I don't think Ive swore so much in my life.

memyselfandi · 1 Aug 2009 at 21:39

Broke my collar bone falling out of bed once ... and went back to sleep.

secretspy · 1 Aug 2009 at 21:45

i dont think i've inflicted any of my injuries myself recently but i have a nice bruised hip where my mum smacked it with the shopping trolley and a couple of months ago my niece and nephew attacked me whilst i was on a trampoline.

i was left with a bruised nose, bruised chin and about 13 bruised up at down my legs! lol

All because they wanted to snoop through my mobile phone

kids :rolleyes:

jcb33 · 1 Aug 2009 at 22:19

Not recent but a while back I put the oven on to heat up, forgetting I had a frying pan in there, when I opened the door and saw the handle melting I went into panic mode and grabbed it, bad idea as I burnt my hand.

Of course the fun did not stop there, because of the pain I dropped the pan onto the carpet, then managed to trip backwards and with bare feet stand directly on it, the carpet had a permanent frying pan mark melted into it, and my foot had a matching scar for about 2 years....

Jcb33.