Where do you even start there must be loads, but I'll try:
"whores" pasta - which someone posted on here many moons ago
Is that Puttanesca? I heard on the telly that puttanesca was a dish that was originally made to be a quick and easy source of energy for Italian whores.
Toast. If it didn't exist I'd have to invent it.
As much as I love making elaborate and tasty meals, Richmond pork sausages in white crusty bread with brown sauce is always a winner.