So apparently i'm going to be a dad..

UOcUK Poopscoop said:
Unfortunately love (or thinking you love) can make men AND women do odd things.

Very true mate, I sometimes regret being so careful and gentle with my ex over the break up. I genuinely did want to keep some form of friendship going however now I'm thinking it would have been better to just cut her off, be a complete git to her as at least then she'd be able to move on. At the moment I'm not convinced at all that she has and although it's not causing friction in my new relationship (because of wonderful new GF) it's still there and still getting on my nerves.

If she is pregnant I'd rather just know for sure and deal with it however that might work out, not that I believe she is!
 
I think I will punch her if she isn't :P

Kami is too nice to hit a girl, even one that behaves as badly as she does!!

Women like her give the rest of us half decent girls a bad name and cause men to distrust the "fairer sex".

I think it is a game, I think she is sick in the head, and I am waiting for the sobbing phone call to tell him she has miscarried, which is sick imo, especially if you happen to know someone who has!
 
Sextup, when you do punch her in the knockers, will you do it in the special protective environment I have built especially for this. It's inflatable and no that's not jelly in the bottom, it's a scientifically concocted shock absorbing material (coincidentally it's strawberry flavoured too)

:D
 
fatiain said:
Sextup, when you do punch her in the knockers, will you do it in the special protective environment I have built especially for this. It's inflatable and no that's not jelly in the bottom, it's a scientifically concocted shock absorbing material (coincidentally it's strawberry flavoured too)

:D

Do i get a spoon? :p

KaHn
 
OMG !!!

I dont mind rolling around in strawberry moose with someone I like but not with her.........you could make it a cage match like in the old WWF wrestling, I would quite happily clothes line her than do a tombstone.maybe even an elbow in the face from the top turnbuckle :P

OO cheering me up no end!

hmmmm /ponder
 
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Im calling loon!

punch her in the ovaries....a straight shot straight to the babymaker (i apologise if thats a bit much just realised how insensitive that sounds)

/ anchorman
 
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Sextup said:
OMG !!!

I dont mind rolling around in strawberry moose with someone I like but not with her.........you could make it a cage match like in the old WWF wrestling, I would quite happily clothes line her than do a tombstone.maybe even an elbow in the face from the top turnbuckle :P

OO cheering me up no end!

hmmmm /ponder
Front row seats, I reeeeeally dig chicks fighting.
 
Hmmmmmm,

well, imo she deserves everything she gets if this is all a lie, worried that I will feel really bad for being mean if its true though! Still, there are ways and means of doing things and she is out of order the way she has gone about it all!
 
I've been lied to twice by x girl friends not only did it scare me half to death but it effected my future relationships. If you can speak to her best friend her sister or even give her mother a call, after speaking to the people who are closest to the x you will find out very quickly. In my situations i was about 18 and 21 and on both occasions I approched the family about the pregnancy.
 
Kami, coming back to what I said earlier.

If you want to end this today and put that small amount of doubt, even out the back of your head, then I would ask her *today* to do a test with you in the house.

You supply the Test kit (Poundland even sell them now LOL) and ask her to do it.

If you get ANY sort of negative answer to that you are on to a winner in my book.

If she is really pregnant she would relish the chance to prove it to you in no uncertain terms.

She gives any excuse why she can't do that one simple test then she is lying to you. Simple.

You don't even have to see her, just asking her via a text or call will be enough to put her on her back heel if she is fibbing.
 
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