So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

shifty_uk · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:02

I have zero advice but I believe a thank you is in order... Epic reading for this evening

RopAyy · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:04

shifty_uk said:
I have zero advice but I believe a thank you is in order... Epic reading for this evening

Certainly made my evening more entertaining and acquired a new sig, what could be better!

Now, where did i put that towel?

Robbo · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:07

Jono8 said:
lol?

I was about to post that!

And a towel? Oh my.

Johnz0r · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:10

Man of honor?

hurfdurf · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:10

You were just cleaning/inspecting it?

JayMax · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:11

You're doing it all wrong fella, you need one of these, it keeps your hands free and you can still put it in the family wash basket:

Ah, PS: no fapping over her picture you horny toad

Tribune · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:22

JayMax said:
Ah, PS: no fapping over her picture you horny toad

ROFL

Amnesia · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:22

That will now be known as YOUR towel.

every now and then you will hear family members whisper...he has he ever had taken this towel in his room ?

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:30

You guys keep going on about this towel business, yet we use towels everyday to collect up dirt, tell me why its such a big deal? You guys seem to accept doing it in a sock (yuk) more over doing it in a towel, I just don't get it : /

RopAyy · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:32

Its common to use a sock, its in the male gene, if you can fit 'it' into it, you can finish in it!!!
What happened to good ol disposable items such as tissue's, loo roll, your mothers knickers?

Would you really want to get out of the shower and dry yourself with a starched and pressed towel? One that stands up right like an A board?!

loltim · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:33

DJMK4 · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:34

This is indeed one epic thread. Kudos on the towl thing!!!

JayMax · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:34

saintdefender said:
You guys keep going on about this towel business, yet we use towels everyday to collect up dirt, tell me why its such a big deal? You guys seem to accept doing it in a sock (yuk) more over doing it in a towel, I just don't get it : /

You obviously have never learnt how to lay out toilet roll correctly for manly bizness... It's disposable. A towel is used for drying not cleaning up "muck"... and also needs washing?

loltim · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:35

saintdefender said:
You guys keep going on about this towel business, yet we use towels everyday to collect up dirt, tell me why its such a big deal? You guys seem to accept doing it in a sock (yuk) more over doing it in a towel, I just don't get it : /

actually towels mainly dry up clean water from your body as the dirt goes down the plug hole. You're disgusting

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:35

RopAyy said:
Its common to use a sock!
What happened to good ol disposable items such as tissue's, loo roll, your mothers knickers?

Would you really want to get out of the shower and dry yourself with a starched and pressed towel? One that stands up right like an A board?!

When they are used to collect up dirt everyday? People stand on them, use them to wipe floors, getting a bit of seman on them, which is totally germ free and is actually healthy for you, isn't that big of a deal **** iv been with plenty of girls who wipe their va j js with a towel after sex.

Seriously, don't worry about it lol

loltim · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:36

saintdefender said:
you really pick getting a bit of seman on them, which is totally germ free and is actually healthy for you if i'm honest

Thread just got weird :eek:

Rameses · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:36

Why wasn't your ear radar detection system not working?

HNR1 · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:37

saintdefender said:
I don't really wanna go into detail lol.

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

nuff' said.

God damn you now i have visualization, waits for the sordid confrontation.

So you were naked apart from the towel :cool:

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:38

loltim said:
Thread just got weird

spelling and grammar corrected.

JayMax · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:38

saintdefender said:
When they are used to collect up dirt everyday? People stand on them, use them to wipe floors, you really pick getting a bit of seman on them, which is totally germ free and is actually healthy for you if i'm honest. It really isn't that big of a deal for anyone, **** iv been with plenty of girls who wipe their va j js with a towel after sex.

Seriously, don't worry about it lol

Would you honestly dry your face on a towel that has been used for everything that you've just mentioned? :eek: