So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:17

OldCoals said:
Just think how useful a towel would be now.

To be honest it would be easier to explain to my parents why there are brown stains all over a towel, instead of trying to explain why the towel is stuck together

Rizo-UK · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:17

Tissues go soggy, socks leave sock fluff, wet wipes smell disgusting. Towel is logical to me too

jake the mus · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:17

Reaper 392 said:
you really need to learn how to do the stealth fap

pmsl, one of the first things i was taught in the raf!

twist3d0n3 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:17

is this fapping or watermelon action?

Rizo-UK · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:18

Single man hand shandy

twist3d0n3 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:19

LOLtowel

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:19

jake the mus said:
pmsl, one of the first things i was taught in the raf!

Woah the RAF are really branching out. First stealth bombing, now stealth fapping. What ever next?

batsy · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:19

OP namechange to Peter 'the towel' North.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:20

Guys, come on lol a towel isn't THAT bad when you think about it logistically

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:20

batsy said:
OP namechange to Peter North.

Your name is quite apt for this thread. I approve

_Gizka_ · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:20

Rizo-UK said:
Tissues go soggy, socks leave sock fluff, wet wipes smell disgusting. Towel is logical to me too

Kitchen roll is the daddy of all jesus juice collection materials.

jake the mus · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:21

one sheet does plenty!

^TANK^ · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:22

Reaper 392 said:
you really need to learn how to do the stealth fap

With a sock!

twist3d0n3 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:22

saintdefender said:
Guys, come on lol a towel isn't THAT bad when you think about it logistically

tbh it's a waste of liquitabs and water spooging on towels

arse wipe f t w

theNude · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:22

The TMI towel has made this gold!

StriderX · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:25

This thread is making my dimensions increase.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:29

theDude said:
The TMI towel has made this gold!

If I had known it was TMI and abnormal I probably would have kept it to myself, I still refuse to believe it is abnormal. Its just a bloody towel, not like I'm doing it in a pint glass.

… theres an idea!

Reaper 392 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:29

[FnG]magnolia;20080262 said:
A towel?! Dear Lord, this just got amazing

i think the OP might have been taking Douglass adams a bit too seriously

^TANK^ · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:35

jake the mus said:
one sheet does plenty!

Only if you're pleasuring a mouse :confused:

jake the mus · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:40

^TANK^ said:
Only if you're pleasuring a mouse

ive seen the advert, that dude can soak up a pint with one sheet of that kitchen roll, thats more than enough for me!