So you've just become PM, what's on the menu?

hmmm..

If i was up for PM

i would start with the following..

deport all gingers to France on dingy type ships.
 
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MissChief said:
I disagree. Normal people are kind and considerate of others plights. It seems many here are very much ’me and my country and sod everyone and everywhere else!’
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That's normal. Go to literary any other country in the world and they're so much more nationalist than we are. Some are so far it makes us look like Canada (Yikes!)
 
First thing I would do is scrap the tv licence, 2nd thing I'd do is increase the size of chocolate bars back to how they used to be. I bought a mars bar the other day and looked at it in my hand and it felt like I had suddenly become Gulliver.
 
Tombstone said:
First thing I would do is scrap the tv licence, 2nd thing I'd do is increase the size of chocolate bars back to how they used to be. I bought a mars bar the other day and looked at it in my hand and it felt like I had suddenly become Gulliver.
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If I were PM I would make hands smaller. That would fix your issues. Do I have your vote?
 
Probably already mentioned but Blair would looking at a war crimes trial

Public flogging for middle lane hoggers

Any work on travel infrastructure to be completed as fast as possible working 24/7 not dragging out for months

Home bars to be banned with fines increasing from just spirits to home kegs and right up to taps installed
 
UTT said:
Probably already mentioned but Blair would looking at a war crimes trial

Public flogging for middle lane hoggers

Any work on travel infrastructure to be completed as fast as possible working 24/7 not dragging out for months

Home bars to be banned with fines increasing from just spirits to home kegs and right up to taps installed
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The last item on your manifesto sounds like it's straight from a publicanly spirited heart :)
 
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