That's good to know matey coz even if you offered me the chance to waste hours and days of my life keeping your site clean for free and moderating questionable characters my answer would be ,(?), (you can figure out the rest of my reply for yourself...I hope).
With respect.
I'm not worried
Detecting of sarcasm is probably on the list of role requirements, so I think that maybe what tipped it away from you. In all other boxes I am sure you had them ticked! Good luck next time though.