Sports Headlines You Will never See

Captain LeChuck · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:00

Just for fun, what sporting headlines will never happen;

for example;

"Chelsea outbid in transfer saga"

"Glenn McGrath modest about Australian chances of regaining the ashes"

"Rangers sign half decent player"

etc, make them as funny as possible ie. much funnier than mine

homerio · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:01

News just in! Newcastle sign decent non-injury prone defender!

Moley · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:04

England win the world cup! Paul Robinson scores winner!

PeteLucky7 · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:06

Beckham not involved in homoerotic photoshoot whilst pandering to the wishes of his neurotic bimbo of a wife

UKflames · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:19

An english newspaper back page that has no football on.

mcdermos · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:23

UKflames said:
An english newspaper back page that has no football on.

Didn't that happen when england won the rugby world cup and when england they won the ashes?

EasyG · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:27

"freddy shephard loses weight!"

red11 · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:27

"Real Madrid launch £30million bid for Man Utd ace Darren Fletcher."

PeteLucky7 · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:30

'Mourinho not bitter'

FishFluff · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:33

'Wenger: Yes I Did See The Incident'

EasyG · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:35

" Titus bramble reveals shock - HE HAS A BRAIN!"

fozzybear · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:37

Fletcher Wins Ballon d'Or

TheMightyTen · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:50

Johnny Wilkinson: Injury Free Picked To Start For England

red11 · 2 Nov 2006 at 12:50

"Liverpool start their title challenge."

"Liverpool clinch their first Premiership title."

"Fletcher chosen for World Player of the Year shortlist."

"Roy Keane makes peace with Mick McCarthy."

"Arsene Wenger - I really am a peeping tom, Mourinho was right."

fozzybear · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:02

Linoge said:
"Roy Keane makes peace with Mick McCarthy."

I saw that headline over the weekend!

They have apparently 'made up'.

red11 · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:04

fozzybear said:
I saw that headline over the weekend!

Really? I thought it was McCarthy that made the peace.

Chinook · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:04

McClaren recalls Beckham

Sunderland on winning streak

vanandjuanunited · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:07

Alex Ferguson retires. :eek:

dafloppyone · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:09

Celtic wins away game

Manchester united ticket prices cut

England win the worldcup

kaiowas · 2 Nov 2006 at 13:10

"Sheva leaves AC Milan!"

Oh wait no, that actually happened