Sports Headlines You Will never See

[nemtizz]

"Sunderland get promoted"

"Ruud Van Nistelrooy Scores out of the six yard box"

 

[rayb74]

"England squad hit the town to enjoy a few J2O`s before getting back to the hotel for an early night."

 

[McBain]

'Diouff in not being a complete arse shocker'

'Andy Murray in charismatic interview shocker'

 

[Tweek_1984]

"Frank Lampard scores a non-deflected goal"

Beat me to it!

 

["andy"]

boro beat crap team

 

[Podfather]

"England win the world cup, undefeated."

"Villa and Birmingham fans make peace."

 

[Nedved11]

Mourinho - "They deserved it, we played poorly"

 

[Malarkee]

"Henman digs deep in gritty match to reach finals"

 

[Ripper]

Wenger: "They were the better team"

 

[Gooner14]

Wenger: "They were the better team"

Until they went 1-0 ahead, Moscow were sharper than us, winning more fights than us and finally got the advantage they deserved at that point of the game

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/6056486.stm

 

[Malarkee]

Glen Johnson after loosing on a UD "I wasn't robbed"

 

[Von Smallhausen]

' Newcastle United Score Goal. '

' Alan Shearer Cloned By Scientists At Newcastle University. Placed Straight Into First Team '

' Independant Commission Confirms Jean-Alain Boumsong Is Put Beyond Use '

' Freddie Shepherd Finally Admits Women Love Him For His Money '

' Freddie Shepherd Confirmed As The New Face Of Armani '

' FA Cup Finally In Toon's Cabinet. Shepherd Denies Any Involvement In Armed Robbery At Anfield '

' Wayne Rooney Joins Toon in Transfer Shocker '

' Which Hole Is Greater ? The Ozone Layer Or Newcastle United's Back Four ? The Debate Begins '

' Kieron Dyer Caught Doing 130mph On A1. Court Gives 6 Points To Newcastle United In Sympathy '

' Wayne Rooney Caught Knocking Off 50 Year Old Prostitute ' edit .... wait a minute, that did happen.

' Newcastle United Sponsor Deal With ACME Trophy Cabinets Falls Through '

' Freddie Shepherd Beaten Senseless By Von Smallhausen '

 

[el_dazza]

' Kieron Dyer Caught Doing 130mph On A1. Court Gives 6 Points To Newcastle United In Sympathy '

ROFL! Best one so far methinks

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

' Kieron Dyer Caught Doing 130mph On A1. Court Gives 6 Points To Newcastle United In Sympathy '