Peter Kenyon in LEGAL Transfer shocker!!!!!!
In todays Currant Bun we can reveal that Peter Kenyon has been in secret talks to sign a player, legally and above board. In a story that will rock the foundations of football, We can exclusively reveal that Peter Kenyon approached the players club and sought permission to sign him. In another startling reveleation we can also reveal that the fee agreed was the going rate for the 18 year old winger from Iraqistan.
Peter Kenyon had a formidable track record of bumbling transfers most noticeably at his former employers Manchester United. His impressive CV boasts such deals as the failed Ronaldhinio transfer, being hald to Ransom by Lazio for the sale of Jaap Stam, Selling David Beckham to the lowest bidder in a 2 club struggle. Agreeing a fee for Arjen Robben of £2.5 million cash going back six months later and offer £1.5million cash, then signing him for Chelsea for over £5million
Speaking exclusively to the Currant Bun Peter Kenyon said "We will not be held to ransom. We will spend wisely and we will not use or financial muscle to distort the whole economy of world football"
