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you forget Riker also plays the trumbone and bones hollogram chicks
nelsby said:Is it true that the actress who played Dr Crusher used to be a porn actress? Or is this an urban myth?
iCraig said:W Crusher: Gay, without a shadow of a doubt.
Seven of Nine: Set phasers to stunning. Made the series, sexy, funny and defiant towards Janeway. <3
That actually made me LOL. Good stuff (and true)iCraig said:Not many characters I like.
TNG
Picard: Was alright, bald though.
Data: Condescending, arrogant pleb with skin like he has liver failure. Was better in the movies though.
Worf: Rubbish.
Troy: Annoying voice. Think's shes it, despite crashing the Enterprise D.
Crusher: Annoying, self riteous. Thinks shes attractive, but she isn't.
W Crusher: Gay, without a shadow of a doubt.
Riker: Best character, knew what to do. His head went at a funny angle when walking around the ship though. Rike-angle?
La-Forge: Blind moron, likes Wesley only because he's gay like him.
Fat transporter chief: Boring, fat and lazy. Does he ever leave that sodding transporter room?
Voyager
Janeway: Know it all and sexist. Obsessed with blowing other peoples technology up.
Chakotay: It's the 24th century, drop the ancient tribe ****.
Black spock: Arrogant and a sore loser.
Paris: Best character, funny, witty and a cool pilot.
Kim: Another gayer, follows Paris around like he's his boyfriend.
Tores: Would be attractive if she didn't have a spine for a face. Guess shes good at other stuff though, like building stuff.
Neelix: Talking ferret.
Seven of Nine: Set phasers to stunning. Made the series, sexy, funny and defiant towards Janeway. <3
eXSBass said:Okay. I'm not a Trek fan but it makes good enough TV when nothing else is on.
The Federation always get their arses kicked by these state of the art spaceships that have a cloaking device. I.e. The Klingons and Vulcans and Romulans etc.
Why doesn't the Federation adopt this technology?
And, whats the difference between the Vulcans and Romulans?
Thanks
SiD the Turtle said:Use of cloaking devices within the Federation is prohibited under the Treaty of Algeron.
Edit: Oh and Romulans are Vulcans who left Vulcan after the Vulcans shed their violent ways and embraced logic instead. My god I'm such a geek.
Amp34 said:I thought enterprise was a warship?
A small question, why can enterprise split in two? Is that for when it's at war?
It's a starship, the Starship Enterprise.Amp34 said:I thought enterprise was a warship?
Yeah I think so. Doesn't the saucer bit become for the civilians so they can evacuate and be rescued by some other Federation gang. The bottom bit has the warp engines (Yeah baby!) and some kind of battle bridge that never seems to have any lights working apart from the red alert flashing ones.Amp34 said:A small question, why can enterprise split in two? Is that for when it's at war?
Moredhel said:Yes but it also went at "warp 13"
Alasdair said:Enterprise didn't do Warp 13, I thought it was Crusher's ship, the USS Pasteur? It was Crusher that said it the Warp 13 quote.
Besides, that was one of many alternate futures, and because they closed the temporal anomaly, it didn't happen.
(I've not talked about Trek for years, it's amazing how much you remember )
MarcLister said:It's a starship, the Starship Enterprise.
Remember the opening sequence, "Space: the final frontier. These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise, its continuing mission to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilisations. To boldly go where no one has gone before"?
ExactamundoAmp34 said:Ah yeah good point, so i suppose its a bit like 16-17th century ships, Armed with cannon to protect themselves from others.