Star Trek: Section 31

The best thing about this is people keep saying "It cant get any worse than this" I have faith in that they can do worse.

Also the rumor is that Yeoh got $12 million for this. If this is true someone at Paramount must be absolute mad.
 
Actually I just finished watching it as if you dont think Star Trek it wasnt that bad. The BIG problem with it is this was meant to be a series and they changed it into a movie so it does not know what to be which makes it a bit of a mess.

ivrytwr3 said:
Garbage!
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Yes thats what they used to attack the little guys ship at the end :)


ivrytwr3 said:
Star Trek opening credits, but no ST horns/theme etc, although heavily influenced.
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You did hear some resemblance of a theme at 1hr 9 mins in the background for about 30 seconds.
 
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but yours is wrong :D. It was bad, very, very bad, even if it wasn't meant to be a ST movie.

I enjoyed the opening and thought it was going to be good, but c'mon, this was like a trash 80's cheese fest - but not a good one.
 
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just say no, such a bad movie, bad acting all round, **** story, neither look or felt like ST, only thing good about it was the beer i was drinking while watching it
 
ivrytwr3 said:
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but yours is wrong :D. It was bad, very, very bad, even if it wasn't meant to be a ST movie.

I enjoyed the opening and thought it was going to be good, but c'mon, this was like a trash 80's cheese fest - but not a good one.
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You got my intrigued going to give it a go knowing its bad. Yes i love the pain haha
 
Finished, worse that I thought it would be. People sat in probably dozens of meetings and thought, this is it/nailed it.
 
Watched it again last night, partly For Science™ and partly because a mate wanted to see just how bad it was.

If anything it made me even more angry at the wretchedness the second time around. The opening sequence that rips off The Hunger Games was okay, if derivative and obvious. But at least tonally fitting for having a Mirror Universe character as a protagonist. The rest of the film is underbaked at best. You can see the fault lines where parts that were originally from two different story outlines for the series that never was got smushed together. And fairly important stuff has to have ended up on the cutting room floor because some scenes make even less sense than they otherwise might.

So Garrett and Quasi are on the garbage scow chasing Fuzz. Garrett goes to the trash deck, finds the battery powered doll and makes the bomb. Heads back to the 'bridge'. Then all of a sudden they're ahead of Fuzz rather than chasing him, so they can dump the explosive trash in his path?

So yeah. In summary - it's all stupid and terrible and I hate it.
 
after some of the replys here i thought i'd at least give it a try, got to
mecha dysmorphia
rolled my eyes a whole 360 degrees then promptly turned it off, i just can't.
 
JRS said:
Watched it again last night, partly For Science™ and partly because a mate wanted to see just how bad it was.

If anything it made me even more angry at the wretchedness the second time around. The opening sequence that rips off The Hunger Games was okay, if derivative and obvious. But at least tonally fitting for having a Mirror Universe character as a protagonist. The rest of the film is underbaked at best. You can see the fault lines where parts that were originally from two different story outlines for the series that never was got smushed together. And fairly important stuff has to have ended up on the cutting room floor because some scenes make even less sense than they otherwise might.

So Garrett and Quasi are on the garbage scow chasing Fuzz. Garrett goes to the trash deck, finds the battery powered doll and makes the bomb. Heads back to the 'bridge'. Then all of a sudden they're ahead of Fuzz rather than chasing him, so they can dump the explosive trash in his path?

So yeah. In summary - it's all stupid and terrible and I hate it.
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I hated the whole hunger type games start, it just made no sense to me of how you go about selecting what is to be the most powerful person in your galaxy
 
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