STD tests

Why didn't he swab your tube?
Thats the most fun part and you missed out on it?!?!
lol
Had one done a few months back after an Ex rang me to tell me she had been concerned by the doctor telling her she had chylmidia (sp) symptoms. Got th check done and found that it wasn't from me, and that she hadn't given me it either.
She refused to accept that her current partner had messed around...but there really were no other 'likely' possibilities on where she could have gotten it from...

ahh love...its a ******** ah?

FULLY star out swear words. FF.
 
Fully star your swearies.

Whatever had been said, I have full respect for any blokes who get this done - ladies too ;)

Probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences in your life.

BB x
 
Akira said:
There is no pain on earth to match having a cotton bud rammed down your urethra. I've had it twice, and I will not be having it again.
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That's not actually pain ;)

The swab the couple of time I've been the clap clinic was nice :p Took a bit of jimmying to get it past the PA, but all good :)

Chlamydia can and does develop symptons in men. In my case, we're talking a grey/yellow discharge, inflammation and irritability.

Treated with antibiotics. First course didn't clear it up in my case, so I had to go back and be checked again (after the symptoms came back :rolleyes:)
 
Noticed there's a few people on this thread that haven't had the cotton bud test, neither have I and I've gone loads of times, not even after 10 months travelling. Just the urine and blood test, does the swab test check for something the urine and blood doesn't?
 
I went to a GUM clinic once in the mid 90s.

The nurse was really attractive and the place was full of blokes looking really uncomfortable. This other nurse (also atttractive) was coming to a doorway and calling people through one by one. Men were glancing at their watches and shiftily looking up at the doorway of doom with more and more trepidation as time passed. Some were visibly sweating.

After all that, I got called through and she went off and did some paperwork while this old bloke prodded around my undercarriage for a few minutes before sending me packing. I never even got swabbed, invaded or had blood taken.

The waiting room was easily the worst part of the entire experience.
 
I went a year ago before becoming active with the current GF. Had the afore mentioned tests. I had a text sent to me about two weeks later giving me the all clear.

I had two ladies, a really good looking one who asked me all kind of questions, and a butch one who was rather rough with my button mushroom.

Your referred to by your date of birth as everything is anonymous !

Its a lil uncomfortable at the time, but worth it for peace of mind.
 
Stinky said:
ewwwww... what effects does herpes have??
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Mine was a 'zit' of some sort and it wasn't spotted when the doctor had a look down there. It only developed 2 days before i was due to be seen and it is getting smaller now anyways. Basically no sex for 2 weeks, only active for around or under 2 weeks and then it goes away again. My general 'area' itches a bit at the moment.

I don't have cold sores, i think i have a type 2 or something like that so not a bad 'version'. It is however a virus after all. I still need to read-up on the leaflet given to me..just waiting for my partner's results and see if she has it. It is a strong chance she does but as i said above, it is impossible to tell who gave it to who.
 
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