Stolen iPhone X

[Lokai]

Hmmm looking at that photo I see pressure cooker and a battery

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

Oh.. terrorists surely then, get em reported

 

[Housey]

 

[Mark1989]

Based on that photo poop through the letter box would probably be no good, think even the poop would try run away

 

[Smokey Deza]

In the end, people really should be careful with their £1000 phones...

First thing I thought. Stolen meaning they were careless with it and left it somewhere, not mugged at knife point.

 

[Diddums]

First thing I thought. Stolen meaning they were careless with it and left it somewhere, not mugged at knife point.

Cos nobody ever gets discracted / leaves their phone somewhere shoves it up their bum whilst drunk then passes out and wakes up the next day forgetting where it is amirite?

 

[Malevolence]

First thing I thought. Stolen meaning they were careless with it and left it somewhere, not mugged at knife point.

And you know this how?

 

[Explosivo]

Tell him to call back and say the person "offended" them by stealing their phone and they'll send four cars.

 

[Smokey Deza]

Cos nobody ever gets discracted / leaves their phone somewhere shoves it up their bum whilst drunk then passes out and wakes up the next day forgetting where it is amirite?

Not interested. If people want to be irresponsible retards with expensive gadgets that's their choice, just don't go calling the Police expecting them to go fetch when they do. Quite frankly, it's nobody's fault but their own.

And you know this how?

"IphoneX stolen last night". No mention it was stolen through a burglary, or the victim was robbed on the street, no just 'stolen'.

Can you be anymore vague?

 

[PiKe]

He wasn't mugged for it.

 

[Diddums]

Not interested. If people want to be irresponsible retards with expensive gadgets that's their choice, just don't go calling the Police expecting them to go fetch when they do. Quite frankly, it's nobody's fault but their own.



"IphoneX stolen last night". No mention it was stolen through a burglary, or the victim was robbed on the street, no just 'stolen'.

Can you be anymore vague?

You need to pull that pineapple out your arse before it starts rotting fella.

 

[Caracus2k]

They are too busy arresting old people for not paying the TV licence

Police aren't generally involved in investigating, enforcing or prosecuting TV licencing matters.

Other agencies like TV licencing, local authorities and the HSE can investigate certain matters and launch prosecutions in criminal courts.

Phone tracking apps aren't accurate enough all the time to convince a magistrate to issue a warrant based on such information alone. Obtaining and executing a search warrant properly and relatively safely is not a cheap or un resource intensive enterprise to undertake.

And let's assume the police do recover a phone in a house of multi occupation.... Unless there is a good suspect description cctv etc for the actual theft the chances of anyone ever being successfully prosecuted are very low.

Police powers of entry to premises without a warrant are rather limited (principally centering around entering premises to save live and limb and arrest persons for specific/ more serious offences) and don't include forcing entry to premises to recover potential stolen property.

 

[Thekwango]

Not interested. If people want to be irresponsible retards with expensive gadgets that's their choice, just don't go calling the Police expecting them to go fetch when they do. Quite frankly, it's nobody's fault but their own.

Lololol. nothing like a bit of victim blaming. Not everyone who has something stolen is an irresponsible retard.

 

[Gerard]

Based on that photo poop through the letter box would probably be no good, think even the poop would try run away

Some bleach through it might have the desired effect, the rubbish scuttling to one side of the room in horror at something clean.

 

[No1newts]

You forgot policing twitter..

And speeding fines, got to keep that income yo.

 

[RedvGreen]

And speeding fines, got to keep that income yo.

Most forces Speed Camera vans are operated by trained civilians, not officers anymore! The only exception would be Traffic and ARV, on the few occasions that the two cars that each county has are actually out on the road.

 

[fatiain]

And speeding fines, got to keep that income yo.

Most forces Speed Camera vans are operated by trained civilians, not officers anymore! The only exception would be Traffic and ARV, on the few occasions that the two cars that each county has are actually out on the road.

And the fines go to central government not the police coffers...

 

[Hades]

Report them for hurting your feelings on twitter. The police will be round within the hour.

 

[antijoke]

This is the only image they took on the phone at 3am.

Disgusting.

 

[IvanDobskey]

Report them for hurting your feelings on twitter. The police will be round within the hour.

This

That'll get them to put their doughnuts down.