Stupid Cat

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:14

Mmm....I might nip down to town and get a supersoaker. Fill it with acid!! ahahah burn cat BURN!!!

Might see if I can get some animal rights protesters at the same time. And Jehova's witnesses too. Stupid ******** woke me up at 10:45 this morning

kitten_caboodle · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:14

greenlizard0 said:
Mmm....I might nip down to town and get a supersoaker. Fill it with acid!! ahahah burn cat BURN!!!

Not helping you any more

Nix · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:14

kitten_caboodle said:
He'll be lucky. Seen how fast cats move if soaked?

Maybe if he asked nicely the cat would pose a bit.

Nix · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:15

greenlizard0 said:
Mmm....I might nip down to town and get a supersoaker. Fill it with acid!! ahahah burn cat BURN!!!

Might see if I can get some animal rights protesters at the same time. And Jehova's witnesses too. Stupid ******** woke me up at 10:45 this morning

I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there... please save me Superman!

=GAMMO= · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:18

you lot never heard the song That F*&%$*£ cats back! by Kevin bloody wilson

lol

Seriously water pistol will work a treat, i use a compressed can of air when our kitten is naughty only gotta get it off the shelf and he runs a mile!! gotta be used carefully tho

=GAMMO=

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:18

Nix said:
I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there... please save me Superman!

Doubt he's in heaven. The wheelchair needs a floor for a start..

kitten_caboodle · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:20

greenlizard0 said:
Doubt he's in heaven. The wheelchair needs a floor for a start..

Le_Petit_Lapin · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:25

greenlizard0 said:
Doubt he's in heaven. The wheelchair needs a floor for a start..

PMSL!!

MaXXeH · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:25

presser washer.. works a treat.. sends them running none of the cats come in our garden any more!

daveyj27 · 4 Mar 2006 at 12:49

Big Chris said:
Water pistol mate, works every time. Harmless to the cat (it's not your cat remember) and it won't come back again.

Absolutely agree, that's what I have used in the past. Personally, I couldn't do anything that would physically harm the bloody thing.

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 13:11

VIRII said:
No need to leave the chair, order your poo online.

http://www.crocus.co.uk/search/pr/?ContentType=Product_Card&ClassID=2000004185&CategoryID=

Worth enquiring if they do a bogof (buy one get one free)

The link's hilarious. The expression on the lion's face.

"King of the jungle? pah.... they're only after me pooh..."

Dazzy_G · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:03

me227 · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:06

paradigm said:
Just placing bottles of water around the garden (sealed 2ltr bottles not quite full) and orange peel works quite well.

Apart from that, yeah just get the bugger wet, it won't be back in a hurry!

Lemon peels also work. This is probably your best and cheapest method. Unless you have easy access to a lions rectum.

But in order to stop the cat poo'ing in your garden, your going to sprinkle the garden with poo? :confused:

Treefrog · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:29

Nix said:
btw if you do soak the little blighter: TTIUWP

Here's one that tried it while I was in the shower:

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:31

Treefrog said:
Here's one that tried it while I was in the shower:

Lol the expression says it all

pyro · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:34

Talk to your neighbours, perharps?

Nix · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:35

haha, that cat looks so sorry for itself and what did it 'try' while you were in the shower?

alexakasloth · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:35

Chuck a bucket of water over it.

yer_averagejoe · 4 Mar 2006 at 14:41

yeah lemon peels would work as cats cant stand citrus. try spraying orange or lime or lemon or something like that around the place.

as for lion poo, i think you'll find white tiger poo is the worst smelling poo in the world. FACT

(high five)

Joe

Burned_Alive · 4 Mar 2006 at 15:08

Treefrog said:
Here's one that tried it while I was in the shower:

Photoshopped surely?