Stupid Cat

Amp34 · 4 Mar 2006 at 15:59

=GAMMO= said:
you lot never heard the song That F*&%$*£ cats back! by Kevin bloody wilson lol

...i use a compressed can of air when our kitten is naughty only gotta get it off the shelf and he runs a mile!! gotta be used carefully tho

=GAMMO=

Great idea...

Get an air horn and let it off next to its ear when its asleep!

*evil smiley*

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 16:01

Amp34 said:
Great idea...

Get an air horn and let it off next to its ear when its asleep! *evil smiley*

That goes to the top of my list

You sir are a genius!

iCraig · 4 Mar 2006 at 16:05

Burned_Alive said:
Photoshopped surely?

Yes, the smudge tool by the look of it.

Cats don't frown like humans

..and whats with the rolls of fat on its cheeks?

Treefrog · 4 Mar 2006 at 16:05

Burned_Alive said:
Photoshopped surely?

Okay, I fibbed,

I found it on t'interweb. Could be 'chopped but I'd guess it's real.

Edit: looking at the position of the ears together with the rest of it's face I'd guess that that bit has had some photochoppery.

Burned_Alive · 4 Mar 2006 at 16:20

Treefrog said:
Okay, I fibbed, I found it on t'interweb. Could be 'chopped but I'd guess it's real.

Edit: looking at the position of the ears together with the rest of it's face I'd guess that that bit has had some photochoppery.

The eyes have been widened too i reckon, ya cheeky scamp!

Cueball · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:06

This is what you need.

All your cat problems solved forever.

Greenlizard0 · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:20

er what is that?

alexakasloth · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:20

I think those things on the bottom are knives?

manor · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:30

removed

Sp!ke · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:30

greenlizard0 said:
er what is that?

Claymore for the win

Treefrog · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:37

Sp!ke said:
Claymore for the win

Yup, that'd work!

Bye bye cat, petunias, shed, fence, .....

Duke · 4 Mar 2006 at 17:48

What? No minigun image yet??

Phate · 4 Mar 2006 at 18:03

supersoaker *** tbh

just get one and fill it up with water then if u can put a load of ice in the tank

dump it up so its really really REALLY high pressure, then take your aim and shoot, with someone with a video camera, it wont harm it but it wont come back

titchard · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:01

how does putting half full water bottles round the garden stop cats?

I never understood why.

Rich

Nix · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:09

titchard said:
how does putting half full water bottles round the garden stop cats?

I never understood why.

Rich

Well, the cat is so confused with why you've put down bottles of water everywhere it gets distracted and while it's in this state of perplection you can run up and kick it. It'll learn what those bottles mean

benjo plz. · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:11

Fatman tbh

shimy182 · 4 Mar 2006 at 20:14

this post is just getting sick

anyway.
Cats hate chages to scenary, other smell other than food or "it" self, and things that they cant see.

pine tree ash i think it was... it has this smell they absolutely hate. more potent it is the better.

and the other thing i will try is all around the place stick tough twigs so its coming out perpandicular to the ground and get a black thread and loop it around your garden and everywhere like a whole WAN network. now the ******* cat will hate that.

EDIT . and so to birds

kitten_caboodle · 4 Mar 2006 at 20:20

titchard said:
how does putting half full water bottles round the garden stop cats?

I never understood why.

Rich

go back a bit I explain in my previous post

n3crius · 4 Mar 2006 at 20:22

make one of those pits covered with grass and twigs you always wanted to make as a kid but never did (maybe put the spikes in too?)

or...

landmines.

Greenlizard0 · 5 Mar 2006 at 03:19

bloody hell cave man