Poll: Suarez has to be banned for a year at least

The the ban fair?

  • Scouser: Fair

    Votes: 11 3.0%

  • Other: Fair

    Votes: 64 17.4%

  • Scouser: Too lenient

    Votes: 7 1.9%

  • Other: Too lenient

    Votes: 228 62.0%

  • Scouser: Too harsh

    Votes: 13 3.5%

  • Other: Too harsh

    Votes: 22 6.0%

  • manyoo fans: derp

    Votes: 23 6.3%
  • Total voters
    368
Purdy said:
Definitely looks like he was going for it too. Seriously hope the club force him to get some counselling once he's back before the season starts if he stays, managed to go a year fine for us and inside two games away he's bitten someone and looks like he tried to do it last summer after being banned for doing it a couple of months earlier...
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That look from Suarez at the end is almost like he's saying 'Ill taste you eventually son' :p
 
i say we take the ocuk benefits sterilisation stance on this (people on benefits that haven't worked in 3+ years and have zero disabilities, etc should be sterilised) and say suarez should have all of his teeth removed.

a bit like in world war z, remove the teeth and you prevent the bite from happening.
 
Apart from building up an appetite during games he thinks he can fly as well:

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He's definitely a suitable case for treatment.
 
Robbo said:
I think the fact he always feigns injury after these tackles/bites makes it worse as well. :/
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I'd rather be bit by Suarez than be Ryan Giggs' brother ;)

A Liverpool coach done a Q&A with fans shortly after the Ivanovic incident and somebody asked him about Suarez and he said that he wouldn't be surprised if he done it again. He said that Suarez plays as if his survival depends on it and will do absolutely anything to win. He's nuts but that's part of what makes him a genius.

If he does get treatment to manage his temper then I hope he's sold. It'll be like castrating a guard dog, he won't be the same player after.
 
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Jokester said:
We were just talking about this point at work. If you, me or anyone else did that we would be locked up, or at least put under psychiatric assessment and treated through care in the community!
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Years ago 1 of my lunatic mates bit another blokes ear off, Me & 2 mates were sitting round a mates house when he walked in & Spat the piece of ear onto the dining table in front of us.
The pub car park was about a 15 minute walk away from the house we were in & still to this day I don't know whether he chewed on it the whole time or just put it back in his mouth just outside the house to freak us out. :p


All this hype about Suarez has certainly drawn the attention away from the **** poor performance of the Worst England squad in history, Lucky that a. ;)


:p
 
4T5 said:
All this hype about Suarez has certainly drawn the attention away from the **** poor performance of the Worst England squad in history, Lucky that a. ;)


:p
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I think this whole biting thing has just added to what has been one of THE best World Cups! Had glorious goals, some dramatic wins, big players turning up, controversy, basically got everything.......except England :(
 
grimm said:
Surely Keane has elbowed and stamped someone? After all the comments from Purdy about Keane I'm slightly disappointed by that lol :D
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Not worth bringing up when Suarez still wins the list :p

Also 'probably guilty' by the FA isn't exactly verifiable racism
 
We've had Keane, Cantona, Giggs, who else has gone one better than Liverpool players?

Well I'll tell you, Luke Chadwick.

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McBain said:
What's Luke Chadwick done? Other than looking like he's decomposing, obviously.
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It was a joke dude.

The Liverpool fans on here keep pointing out where a Man Utd players has gone one better than what Suarez has done. Hence the picture of Luke Chadwick going one better.

Jokes lose there panache when you have to explain them.

FML.
 
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