Talk to strangers!

Stranger: hey
Stranger: b g?
You: I am the almighty, I have risen above the need for a specific gender.
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haha :D
 
Well I started off just messing around with some chinese guy, then I started to feel sorry for him and had an actual conversation with him. I won't post it, it's HUGE.
 
Jesus, all I'm getting connected to is 15 year old girls from Finlad and Sweden. I'll end up on a bleeding register! Can't I at least have something legal?
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey..
Stranger: whats up
You: Just been attacked by pedo bear.
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You: hi
Stranger: 25/m/usa
You: same
You: u gay?
Stranger: I like my P in a Vagee
You: so a pagee?
Stranger: more or less yea
Stranger: So tell me something
Stranger: as a gay guy, how can you resist <womens parts>
Stranger: its so awesome!
You: magnets
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello strange fellow
You: I was meant to have a poo at 4pm today, but I kept putting it off.
You: Now I'm busting and keep making weird noises with my anus.
Stranger: you're really immature and i don't talk to immature people
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God I was bored!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ho
Stranger: hii
You: cheese?
Stranger: toasties
You: on an aeroplane
Stranger: with snakes :S
You: snakes alergic to cheese
Stranger: how dyou know?
You: i created snakes
Stranger: are you god?! lol
You: yes but you can call me stranger
Stranger: ok then. if youre god: whats the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
You: depends on your location, my person locator is not working as i have aheadache
Stranger: uk. up north. will it be sunny?
You: what country is this up north?
You: iceland?
Stranger: united kingdom...well england to be precise
Stranger: i meant up north in the uk lol
You: tommorow shall see small periods of precipitation with a light shaving of cloud
Stranger: ****. i wanted warmth. damn.
You: plus there will b a meateor hitting france as its a ****hole and i dont like it
Stranger: dont diss france! they have mint food
You: no they have ****e food
Stranger: crepes?!?!
Stranger: theyer AWESOME!
You: would you like me to send the meateor to hit you instead?
You: crepes are crap
Stranger: ...NO!
Stranger: crepes are lushous. theyre better than....er....
Stranger: er.......
You: better than meateors?
Stranger: olives. i hate olives
Stranger: and yes, WAY better than meteors
You: apologies for my spelling of meteros
You: ****
You: meteors
You: how do you like the trees i created?
Stranger: lol if youre god you should know how to spell it :P
Stranger: and the trees are cool
Stranger: palm trees ***
You: oak are my favoutite
You: they taste gooooood
Stranger: ...............you eat trees?
You: and badgers
Stranger: ok...........no wonder you think crepes are bad then
You: yes not enough badger in them
Stranger: ah. where are you? is it true u live in the clouds?
You: ocuk?
Stranger: wth is ocuk?
You: it is the god of chickens
Stranger: ok then. does it have large talons? (that is from Napoleon Dynamite, btw)
You: nope it has spades for hands
You: and has trackeed feet
You: like a tank
You: challenger 2
Stranger: wow. sounds awesome!
You: aiiii i'm very creative
Stranger: oh yes you are.
Stranger: thank you SOOO much for creating Green Day aswell.
You: green day?
Stranger: a band....that is ttly awesome....
You: i have just meteored them
Stranger: OH YOU BEESH
You: bloody basket cases
Stranger: ...............................
Stranger: EEESH. i didnt even have a chance to get their new album yet.
Stranger: GOD YOU ARE EVIL.
You: total american idiots if you ask me
Stranger: you are an idiot.
Stranger: HA you have no reply. LOL @ YOU
You: .................meteor...................coming your way
You: pfffffft feebul human
Stranger: **** you. if i die, i die happy.
You: and blind?
You: your blind arent you?
Stranger: your mums blind.
Stranger: also, I AM NOT BLIND. fyi.
You: your grandmas blind
You: and your dad
Stranger: yes, she is actually.
You: and your mum
Stranger: my dad isnt
Stranger: my mams just fat
You: and your boss
You: and your best friend
You: i have blinded all of them
Stranger: i dnt have a bezzie
You: sorry your homosexual companion
Stranger: ii have loads
Stranger: of bezzies
You: bukkake?
Stranger: and btw, im a GIRL with a BOYfriend ;) youre sooo jelous now
You: bukkake?
You: cleveland steamer?
Stranger: ...........what?
You: its ok you are obviously in experienced in tiger mating
Stranger: surprise surprise
You: goodbye alan
 
i found someone civil to talk to :)
Stranger: This site has kept me occupied for the past half an hour. It's like a treasure hunt
You: what sort of people do you come across?
Stranger: Mostly boring
You: oh right, i was expecting some real comedy on this site
Stranger: Yeah, I was ****ing with the first two guys really hard. Got some laughs
Stranger: It's tiring coming up with new material for each one.
Stranger: Plus people disconnect too quick.
You: yeh i bet
Stranger: Where you from?
You: liverpool
You: you?
Stranger: Ohio
You: you heard of liverpool?
Stranger: Believe that one? Yeah I've heard of Liverpool. Beatles are the **** man
You: lmao good lad
You: are you really from ohio then?
Stranger: Hahah yeah
You: im clive btw as well
Stranger: Clive? As in your name?
You: yeh
Stranger: Watch Top Gear much?
Stranger: That's my ****
You: if its on, i'm watching
Stranger: Solid. I wish American television had something that came close. We were going to have an American version
You: do you watch much f1? not really sure if it's popular in teh states
Stranger: I would but it's on the speedchannel and I'm a poor college student that doesn't feel like paying extra
Stranger: Follow it a little on www.speedhunters.com
You: i don't know if you can get a uk proxy or something and then watch it through bbc iplayer
You: british wins all this season though ;)
Stranger: Yeah that's what my friend does. He is from England as well, not sure what part, outside of London I think. He owns a Skate shop and we watch the new Top Gear there. Brit's winning F1 this year? New cars are pretty sweet, along with that electric motor boost ****. Forget the name...
You: kers, only 7 cars out of the 20 have it though. And kimi raikonens broke :P
Stranger: Kers that's right. That sucks. I really need to follow it more. Would love to see it in person
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Whats that site? Someone said it to me earlier. Didn't wanna click it.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a flangypan?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: u?
You: No, too expensive for me.
Stranger: noooo
You: Yep
Stranger: wtf is flangypan?
You: You own one but don't know what it is?
Stranger: i was lying
You: Oh well, I'll tell you. A flangypan is a word I invented.
You: Have you ever been close enough to a norweigan monkey to stroke it?
Stranger: no
You: Heh, unlucky. Your missing out.
Stranger: ******
You: No need for verbal assault.
Stranger: f you
You: Wow, this is just... incredibally(sp?) uncalled for.
Stranger: i kno
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I AM SPARTMAN
Stranger: wth is that?
Stranger: w r u from?
You: in that film. beowulf
You: You can take my sandals, but you cant take my FREEDOM.
You: THIS.. IS.. SPARTMAN!!!
Stranger: oh sorry but i didnt got the chance to see it
You: *kick into hole*
You: Man you should, its great.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't disconnect and go and talk to someone else.
Stranger: i'll teach you welsh
You: i almost sicked in my own mouth

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello stranger
Stranger: hello
You: oh but wait
You: to you i'm the stranger
You: hello you
You: hmm
You: that doesnt work either
Stranger: lol
You: because to you you're me
You: hello me
You: hmm nope still not right
Stranger: hey men
Stranger: are you nut
You: Talking to oneself is not good
Stranger: what bring a people to sat all those ****ss
You: I'll just think "Hi"
Stranger: hahaahah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: do you have any stories about antlers?
Stranger: i cant say i do im afraid. i have a feeling you do ?
You: yep
You: once i was walking down this country park thing... and looked to my right... and guess what i saw, a reindeer
Stranger: go on then..
Stranger: and it had antlers?
You: yep, 2 antlers.
Stranger: thats a good story.
Stranger: any more?
You: some fat dude in a red suit was molesting it
You: so i ran over and kicked him and got on the reindeer
You: we flew over houses and i dropped packages off to kids
You: i stroked the antlers and then had a bath
Stranger: did u have a duck in your bath?
You: yep
You: yellow floaty one
You: it was like QUAKC UQKAC
You: and i was like, HAHA A QUACKING DUCKLING IN MY BATH
Stranger: ive heard they bite
You: nah, not this one
Stranger: oh good.
You: well i gotta go get in the bath tub with my duck and santa
Stranger: okay. have fun x
You: tatty bay. tatty bay.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hoi
You: I washed my balls earlier.
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This is well funny. I'm finished now.
 
Stranger: hi there
You: hey
Stranger: male or female
You: both
Stranger: hole or stick
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so u both
You: quick question
You: if you found out your gf of 4 years was actually a dude would you flee?
Stranger: sure thing
Stranger: hmm ..
Stranger: i would play around some with her/his penis
Stranger: and see if I like it
Stranger: if did, then **** no
You: ah sound advice
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: so quick question
You: i'll visit he/she tomorrow and test
You: piece out
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 0.o
Stranger: o.O
You: wowzor
You: >.<
Stranger: >.>'
You: \o/
Stranger: :'''''''''3
You: this is funz!
You: Are you a stranger?
Stranger: you think so?
Stranger: yes I believe I am
You: Hm...
You: does that mean im a stranger to you?
Stranger: yes it does infact ;o
You: och!
You: Well Hello Stranger!
Stranger: Hellohello stranger
You: we are no longer strangers now since we have said hello
Stranger: true!
You: /b/
You: So what do we do now that we know each other? should we go on holiday ? ;P
Stranger: hmm, maybe not yet 8) we don't know each other that well
You: lul, good point, you might steal my socks ;O and being on holiday with no socks.... nightmare
Stranger: yeah true. I love to steal socks ;o it's so much fun.
You: :| do you prefer, white, black, stripy or comedy socks? just so i know which to take to minimise loss of sockage
Stranger: stripy! those are the cutest one
You: phew, i wear white ankle socks ;D
Stranger: good for you :D
Stranger: i don't like those kind of socks :D
You: :P >.o
You: what socks do you wear? :P
Stranger: at the moment i wear over knee socks 8)
You: ;O
Stranger: ;o indeed
You: warm legs!
Stranger: true. but it's cold in here
You: =[
Stranger: yeah ;<
You: Yes its very cold atm :( so much for summer!
Stranger: in here spring is coming. ;< in a month or two summer is going to come oh joy
You: ;o well... same for UK but since the clocks changed, i want it to be summer :(
You: You not a fan of summer? :O
Stranger: not so much ;o
Stranger: i like fall and winter
You: :(
Stranger: but summer is okay sometims
Stranger: *sometimes
You: winter is awesome!
You: summer is good for drinking
You: but sucks when working :'(
Stranger: true and true. I don't want to work in summer it's going to be too hot D:
You: So which country you live in? cant be UK cos UK is never hot :(
Stranger: I'm from Finland. in here summer is sometimes hot and sometimes it's really rainy
You: finland looks amazing!
Stranger: :D really?
You: oh yeah! looks like a much better place than UK to live
Stranger: Oh I wish that I could live in UK :D
You: :O
You: really :s :P
Stranger: I've never been there though but still :D really really
You: Edinburgh is the best place tbh.....
You: ;D
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind if I decide to take a trip there
You: best to come during the Edinburgh Festival cos its amazing!
You: plenty of things to see and do!
Stranger: really? :) sounds great
You: oh yeah, Music, theatre, dance, comedy the fringe festival is the largest in the world and is brilliant!
Stranger: mm, sounds really interesting.
You: but it sucks when your working in edin, and its amazingly sunny and your going to work while you see all these tourists go off to have a great day :(
Stranger: I can imagine that
You: How can you not love finland!?
You: well except it borders russia, but that can be easily forgotten about
Stranger: well I guess that I'm just bored to this country :D
You: :O
You: does it not snow like "loads" during the winter?
Stranger: yes it does. and that's one of the things that I love about winter ^^
You: ^^
You: <3 snow!
You: send scotland some this year!
Stranger: snow is nice thing ^^. I'll do that. :'D
You: \o/
You: hurrah!
Stranger: :D
You: and i can send.... uhm...
You: irn Bru!
You: ;P
Stranger: ;o
You: Irn Bru is a god amongst fizzy drinks ;DDDDD
Stranger: lol :'D
You: do you do fb? :O
Stranger: facebook? (yeah I got to ask just to be sure :'D)
You: yeah facebook :P
Stranger: yey I did understand. :D and yes I do
You: haha! Do you play Pet Society's ? :P:P:P:P
Stranger: no I don't :D
You: omg, you should ;P its stupidly addictive!
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind :D
You: ;O any chance of adding you as a friend? since finland rocks and we arent strangers now ;O lol :P:P
Stranger: I think it would be nice. :D new friends are always welcome
You: :D
You: Im LOLWHATSMYNAME
You: :)
Stranger: I'm LOLWHATSHERNAME :) I'll add you since I'm online there at the moment. if it's okay
You: yeah go for it ;D
Stranger: So you live on Edinburgh(there are many with same name as you :'DD)?
You: yeah edinburgh is me :D
Stranger: Good :'D
You: I have a massive craving for wanting it to snow now :(
Stranger: really? ;o
You: yeah, we had snow earlier this year, you may of heard that the snow caused London to pretty much shut down :P lol. Was a good laugh but we missed all

the heavy snow
Stranger: yeah I heard about that. I saw some pictures about it on the newspapers. :D
Stranger: but you know, I have to go now. :// need to take dog out for a walk
You: was amazing to see UK capital shutting shop because of snow, yet finland probably deals with about 80feet of the stuff daily
You: sure sure! :D see ya!
Stranger: :D pretty much.
see ya ^^
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Got a girls facebook ;> love it ;P
 
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