Used Twitter
Used Instagram
Used Snapchat
Used Tick Tock
Subscribed to any Youtube channels
Do you use a youtube account or do you just hurl yourself at the mercy of the algorithm every time?
Wait till you hear what the non techy people do, they actualy build massive buildings to go and watch other people play games, and pay hundreds even thousands for tickets or for subscriptions to watch at home.
They even go so far as to spend money dressing thier kids up in the same clothes as the players.
It's mental man the things they do, swear to god the other day I even saw somone sat in thier house watching somone gardening on tv, instead of just going in thier own garden!
Owned an Apple product.
Played Counterstrike or Final Fantasy.
Controlled any smart home devices using a speaker.
Owned a wireless keyboard or mouse.
Used TikTok.
Tweeted.
Subscribed to Netflix or Spotify.
Paid for goods with a smartphone.
Bought a PAYG smartphone.
Bought anything on iTunes.
Mined or otherwise acquired cryptocurrency.
If you are watching "worst of" compilations on cringe channels, it's to be expected that they would be bad/exaggerated. It's like if someone compiled a thread of "worst mrk posts" it probably wouldn't be indicative of the typical standard of your posts.
Never have I ever watched bathtub streamers on Twitch
That's how the game works right?
Never bought a TV subscription (Netflix, Amazon, sky etc)
Used ticktock or Snapchat
Completed any computer game (I get bored)
Used a smartwatch to pay for stuff
Registered to any other forum!
Used any video editing software
All in all not that much of a luddite really. Have a lot of smarthome devices, and like to pay for stuff with my phone. And unfortunately I have bought apple products in the past
Never bought a TV subscription (Netflix, Amazon, sky etc)
Used whatsapp.
Watched a streamer.
Liar...managed to insert a USB type-A connecter the correct way around on the first try.
Carter said:I’ve never been insane or put my baby on a plane
With a suitcase that’s alive and ticking
And your honour, I confess that I’ve never tasted meths
Or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
Never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
Two stories from the top of a no-go
Go
I’ve never had to steal, sell my body for a meal
Cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
I’ve never had a tattoo or a scar that wouldn’t heal
Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up
I’ve never been on strike or a speeding motorbike
Been propositioned, beaten up or mugged
I’ve got 20/20 vision but I’ve never seen the light
Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up
And if you’re looking for trouble
You came to the wrong place
I’ve never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque
Or played chicken on the railway line
Never been a litter bug, given head, taken drugs
Pump it up Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up
Crack that whip across my thigh
Stick a needle in my eye
Cross my heart and hope to die
I’ve lived a sheltered life
Never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
Two stories from the top of a no-go