I have stupid questions but I'm gonna ask them anyway. I do apologise in advance...

You need to spell it out to me as I'm a tard with diet stuff.
Say I eat 2000 calories a day, and therefore need to eat say 3000 to gain. Why can I not eat say for example 30 Mars bars (or whatever adds up to 3000 calories). I'm not suggesting anyone do this obviously as it's all sugar, but is there such a thing as "bad" calories when I'm trying to bulk? I don't understand what "eating clean" or "eating right" actually is. I'm aware I need to eat as much protein as possible. Is this the reason? That ideally you would eat 3000 calories with as much protein in as possible? I thought the body could only process so much protein.
So when someone says they eat a good breakfast of 3 x weetabix, 2 eggs on toast plus some oats and a whey milkshake. WHY is that good?
What I normally eat in a day (if I am NOT working out at all) would be something like:
3 x weetabix
About 5 cups of tea a day, otherwise water/squash
Lunch = canteen dinner of whatever they have (usually quite good)
Dinner = Whatever we eat as a family
I sometimes snack in between on chocolate or cereal bar. I don't know how many calories that is but I'm 6ft2 and only 71kg / just over 11 stone.
How much sugar is too much and why is it bad?
How much alcohol is too much and why is it bad?
A couple of things to think about:
- Response to nutrition consumed (hormonal and biochemical);
- Your own personal assessment/qualification of what is bad vs. good.
Now I try to be reasonably sensible when it comes to controlling my body's response to sugar and carbohydrate in order to be as efficient as possible when I finally eat something with carbs in it (generally once a day for me). This is to make sure my body responds effectively and efficiently to the carbs comin in.
Why?
Supposedly to minimise storage of excess fat as - well - fat. But also because I feel more awake during the day.
So practically, you can consume as much sugar as you want over the course of a day and it probably will spark you out as your body tries to control the glycuose being dumped into your blood stream. Over time, this will slowly desensitise your body to the insulin, leading (in a roundabout way) to Type 2 diabetes. This probability of this versus the time to this occurring is entirely dependent on your own personal physiology.
Post-workout, I can have a bucketload of sugar and not feel bad at all (we're talking around 300g... but if I have the same without the workout and I'll feel pretty rubbish.

I know this, because I've tried it.
In other words, it all depends on a lot of variables and what youre trying to achieve.
Basically, if you consume more than you use of anything, you will probably make your fat cells happy.
How much alcohol is bad for you? I don't drink because I don't understand why somebody would consume a poison that leads to brain cell death, so I think any amount of deliberately consumed alcohol is too much.
Practically, it is - again - down to what question you want to answer...
- What is going to limit my gains in the gym?
- What is going to lead to liver disease?
- What is going to help me find my beer goggles?
So... what are you actually trying to achieve? If you are 6'2" and weigh 71kg, you are probably very skinny or leaner than kai whilst being shredded as anything... which I doubt.
May I suggest you take a look at
Steedie's Diet Thread as this will answer a lot of the basic questions you will probably have.
