Burnsy are you actually getting any emails, or are these confessions secretly all yours? lol
He's going to end up in a lot of google results, and God help him trying to explain it if his employer sees any of them
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He's going to end up in a lot of google results, and God help him trying to explain it if his employer sees any of them
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Some I haven't posted because they either broke the rules or were borderline. As for whether all confessions should be posted, I tend not to post stuff like this:
Burnsy are you actually getting any emails, or are these confessions secretly all yours? lol
The emails are starting to dry up, so get emailing
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About 10 years ago when I was still at school I used to really fancy one of the more popular girls. I was in the same geography class as her in the period just before lunch. I then stayed in that classroom over lunch to work on the school's weather station (sad enough to be a confession in itself, I know!). I decided it would be a kind of turn on to bend down and sniff the seat she had been sitting on, but unfortunately I got caught doing this by another boy from the same class. I decided that attack was the best form of defence so immediately started the rumour that it had in fact been him who was the chair sniffer! He got such a hard time for it, and the girl in question was so disgusted she never spoke to him again!
Quick thinking, well played!
What did the chair smell of?
probably ass
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The girl next door fancies me, She's pretty but shes ginger 
It's not happening, shes a few years younger then me and the whole stalking me thing put me off, however thats another story.
Anyway, one summer was a nice hot day, and she was watching me in the garden as I read a book, did some kick ups and listened to music.
Fed up with my stalker, I proceed to wait until it was dark, whack one off and with contents in one hand, climb the fence and wipe in down the kitchen window. Then sat the next morning as her mother cleared my man juice off the window.
In my first game of football for my school we were playing our local rivals. As one "friend" who went to the other school lived close to me I went to see him a few days before the "big" game. He was sent to the shop by his mom, we were outside cleaning his boots and having a kick about. I took a wee in his football boots when he had to nip to the shop, He didn't figure this out ( they didn't smell nice to start with ), however after 10 or so minutes of the game we both slid in for a tackle, he broke his nose as his face hit my shoulder.
He had his nose patched up and came back on until half time. I broke his leg in the next tackle never told him about the weeing in his boots, he is still annoyed to this day about that tackle, telling him I urinated in his boots would probably result in him attacking me with a blunt object. I feel bad about this if I think about it.
When I was at college there was a little dog that lived near the bus stop, I was late as I had to stay behind for football training and when I got to the bus stop the little dog was barking and managed to get out of the front garden, it bit at my ankles so I resorted to sitting on a wall. However the dog was clever, walking along other fences to try and get to me, So i took my jumper off and threw it over the dog, picked it up, walked back in to college and locked it in a cupboard. It was found the next morning, the police were involved and I stopped getting the bus at that stop.
I was talking to a boy at college about his ... his lack of sex life due to him not being able to get it up, his girlfriend was good looking and he was a fairly good looking popular lad. I laughed so hard he had to do the heimlich maneuver on me to remove the food i was chocking on. funnily enough, that was my job at the time, a youth worker / couselor for the school, this was in my office, cue teachers and support staff running in to me bend over with a young man humping my back. Prawn sandwiches!
I slept with my ex's mom when she wasn't there one time, I went round after a long Saturday afternoon at the pub, and her mom was the only person in. So I chatted her up and ... Yeah she was a milf and there were / are pictures on my phone. She still doesn't know about this, and we are still really close and I talk to her mom a lot.
It's not happening, shes a few years younger then me and the whole stalking me thing put me off, however thats another story.Anyway, one summer was a nice hot day, and she was watching me in the garden as I read a book, did some kick ups and listened to music.
Fed up with my stalker, I proceed to wait until it was dark, whack one off and with contents in one hand, climb the fence and wipe in down the kitchen window. Then sat the next morning as her mother cleared my man juice off the window.
In my first game of football for my school we were playing our local rivals. As one "friend" who went to the other school lived close to me I went to see him a few days before the "big" game. He was sent to the shop by his mom, we were outside cleaning his boots and having a kick about. I took a wee in his football boots when he had to nip to the shop, He didn't figure this out ( they didn't smell nice to start with ), however after 10 or so minutes of the game we both slid in for a tackle, he broke his nose as his face hit my shoulder.
He had his nose patched up and came back on until half time. I broke his leg in the next tackle
never told him about the weeing in his boots, he is still annoyed to this day about that tackle, telling him I urinated in his boots would probably result in him attacking me with a blunt object. I feel bad about this if I think about it.When I was at college there was a little dog that lived near the bus stop, I was late as I had to stay behind for football training and when I got to the bus stop the little dog was barking and managed to get out of the front garden, it bit at my ankles so I resorted to sitting on a wall. However the dog was clever, walking along other fences to try and get to me, So i took my jumper off and threw it over the dog, picked it up, walked back in to college and locked it in a cupboard. It was found the next morning, the police were involved and I stopped getting the bus at that stop.
I was talking to a boy at college about his ... his lack of sex life due to him not being able to get it up, his girlfriend was good looking and he was a fairly good looking popular lad. I laughed so hard he had to do the heimlich maneuver on me to remove the food i was chocking on. funnily enough, that was my job at the time, a youth worker / couselor for the school, this was in my office, cue teachers and support staff running in to me bend over with a young man humping my back. Prawn sandwiches!
I slept with my ex's mom when she wasn't there one time, I went round after a long Saturday afternoon at the pub, and her mom was the only person in. So I chatted her up and ... Yeah she was a milf and there were / are pictures on my phone. She still doesn't know about this, and we are still really close and I talk to her mom a lot.
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whats wrong with gingers?
you really have to ask?
Whats right with gingers !
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The fact it's a well known fact red heads are usually good in bed?
Gingers are like Chinese people, either really hawt, or really ugly.
There is no in between, Anyway said Ginger was stalking.
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My gorgeous strawberry blonde/redhead girlfriend has nothing wrong with her 
A lot right with her in fact!
Very good in bed too
A lot right with her in fact!
Very good in bed too
If you truly believe the colour of someones hair has any bearing to the way they **** then you are as informed as a child who believes in santa.
Im glad the gingerness was not passed onto me by my dad, and I rip him for it whenever I have the chance.
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