***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

[Ben M]

Depends how many there are. We'll see how it goes

Agree, there should be a post with them all collected together.

 

[Burnsy2023]

Whilst living with my ex at her mothers, we were in the bedroom and she was eating a microwave Lasagne. The telephone rang downstairs and she went down to answer it. I was in quite a horny mood and she had the monthly girl problem so I took it upon myself to make the most of the moment and dropped my pants to get jiggy. Thinking only seconds had passed and just as I am about to get to the end, I heard her walking back upstairs. I panicked and the moment of ecstasy happened just as I turned my head to look at the door, not even taking any notice where the boy stuff was going. I pulled up my pants quickly and fell back onto the bed only to notice that I had in fact blown my sauce on some of her Lasagne. Too embarrassed to admit what I had done, I sat on the bed silently as I watched her finish it.

 

[misterPK]

Thats put me right off the lasagne I was going to have for tea tonight.

PK!

 

[Ben M]

lasagne

hahahahahahahaaha!

surely that's made up though o.O

 

[Burnsy2023]

surely that's made up though o.O

I've heard much weirder things, so I wouldn't be so sure.

 

[Gaygle]

lasagne

LMFAO

 

[Cosimo]

I had in fact blown my sauce on some of her Lasagne.

Quite, It wasn't brown sauce was it?

 

[regulus]

Great great idea!! Looking forward to reading some.

 

[hamesy]

I've heard much weirder things, so I wouldn't be so sure.

Weird? What can get more weird than someone blowing their load on Lasagne

 

[Gaygle]

It's 6:05pm! Where are all the weirdo's?!?!?

 

[DreXeL]

Subscribing to a potentially epic thread

 

[Siliconslave]

It's 6:05pm! Where are all the weirdo's?!?!?

either Burnsy's head has exploded from all the weirdness or hes heading off home...

 

[Burnsy2023]

either Burnsy's head has exploded from all the weirdness or hes heading off home...

Nope, it's still here waiting for mail

 

[Kreeeee]

I suggest making the confessions a different colour so we can filter them out from the spam when scan reading the thread.

 

[utajoker]

maybe do an update once a day it will be a pain sifting through to read what people have sent.

subcribing

 

[apeZ]

Thread bursting with potential

lol @ the lasagne one.

 

[Azagoth]

Only three confessions? Thread is failing to deliver.

Subscribed anyway, with hope that it picks up and lives up to it's epic potential.

 

[bloodline76]

This should be named to the taking a poo on the floor thread. Why would you do that?

Hopefully now its getting dark the entertainment will arrive. Bit disappointing at the moment.

 

[Tefal]

, I just hope Tefal doesn't spill the beans...

You're a dirtty dirty boy

 

[Burnsy2023]

Can I remind people that this is a confessions thread, not an agony aunt thread asking whether it's strange to wipe your bum standing up