***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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Whilst living with my ex at her mothers, we were in the bedroom and she was eating a microwave Lasagne. The telephone rang downstairs and she went down to answer it. I was in quite a horny mood and she had the monthly girl problem so I took it upon myself to make the most of the moment and dropped my pants to get jiggy. Thinking only seconds had passed and just as I am about to get to the end, I heard her walking back upstairs. I panicked and the moment of ecstasy happened just as I turned my head to look at the door, not even taking any notice where the boy stuff was going. I pulled up my pants quickly and fell back onto the bed only to notice that I had in fact blown my sauce on some of her Lasagne. Too embarrassed to admit what I had done, I sat on the bed silently as I watched her finish it.
 
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I suggest making the confessions a different colour so we can filter them out from the spam when scan reading the thread.
 
Only three confessions? Thread is failing to deliver.

Subscribed anyway, with hope that it picks up and lives up to it's epic potential.
 
This should be named to the taking a poo on the floor thread. Why would you do that?

Hopefully now its getting dark the entertainment will arrive. Bit disappointing at the moment.
 
Can I remind people that this is a confessions thread, not an agony aunt thread asking whether it's strange to wipe your bum standing up :mad:
 
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