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why not, you've already admitted you've a love for the other team, it couldn't possibly be much worse?
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why not, you've already admitted you've a love for the other team, it couldn't possibly be much worse?
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You know, someone should submit one about their gay weekend, and everyone would now assume it was ScarySquirrel.
ok, you start, and we'll assume you're just using ScarySquirrel as a scapegoat for your own queeriosity
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Rats backfired, on the plus side, a new word learned
it's not really a word, i made it up using a little thing i like to call 'wit', it involves the splicing of the words 'queer' and 'curiosity'
it's not really a word, i made it up using a little thing i like to call 'wit', it involves the splicing of the words 'queer' and 'curiosity'
It will be when it gets into the dictionary! Who says we can't have new words!
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Rats backfired
.... and a new saying, "queeriosity killed the scary squirrel".
.... and a new saying, "queeriosity killed the scary squirrel".
You can have a B for effort.
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It will be when it gets into the dictionary! Who says we can't have new words!
.... and a new saying, "queeriosity killed the scary squirrel".
oh dear, i have created a monster
I regularly stare at my fiancees mums cleavage wishing i could see what was underneath, i probably wouldn't feel guilty about giving her the old one two......thinking about it the same goes for her sister
That reminds me of my ex's family...
I seem to become very incontinent when I've had a skinful. Numerous times i've come home and wet the bed... waking up to a damp bed in the morning. Luckily "pee" is less smelly straight after a night out so it's not much of an issue. However a few weeks ago I entered the wrong bedroom and relieved myself all over the bottom of his bed I heard a commotion in the morning with my brother asking why his bed was so damp and "musty". I clicked straight away... he never did find out what it was!
I heard a commotion in the morning with my brother asking why his bed was so damp and "musty". I clicked straight away... he never did find out what it was!
I once made love to a hollowed out butternut squash
Once when i was a nipper i was scared to go to the toilet when no one was around because it was at the back of the house downstairs. My mother had left half a glass of wine on the living room floor so i decided to top it off for her. She came down stairs a few hours later and had a sip..."Have you peed in this?" "nope mumy". To this day i cannot bring myself to tell her!
I once had sexual relations with a girl who then took me to a house party with her friends. After a few drinks i ended up in the toilet with one of them having a good old snog and a grope! who knocks on the toilet door? After the initial panic i just thought its a 50 50 chance because she is drunk just open the door and bolt! As we opened the door she was looking the other way so the girl i was with went downstairs, i took the girl i came to the party with home, went back to the party and took the friend i hooked up with back to mine for some loving! two in one day!
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Ahahahaha!
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This thread just got interesting!
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