Soldato
haha an ocuk shank attack
these are great guys keep em coming
these are great guys keep em coming
***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***
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Soldato
I stabbed Hedge in the ear with a pen, it was in music class in yr 9 at school, it stuck in the side of his lug
KaHn
When I was 7 i stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil because he wanted my pencils.
Went to the principles office and he started lecturing me about how much an eye costs and all thata crap.
I never new an eye was that close to the hand....
My dad was called in and told the old fart that I was in the right, for stabbing the lad. Bullies should get what come their way.
Went to the principles office and he started lecturing me about how much an eye costs and all thata crap.
I never new an eye was that close to the hand....
My dad was called in and told the old fart that I was in the right, for stabbing the lad. Bullies should get what come their way.
I did the same to someone in my class with a broken ruler when I was 14. He did really **** me off over a long period of time though, and thoroughly deserved it
Man of Honour
If these stabbing confessions get any more gory I’ll fall asleep.
Soldato
Man of Honour
Soldato
I'm waiting for someone like you to go do it first.
But up 'ere people fight with their fists, its all you Londeners who go about stabbing each other.
KaHn
Man of Honour
It's not just the knives, you have to watch out for the guns.
I bet the fist confessions have all been censored.
Soldato
No so much a confession but amusing none the less. When i was at rugby training in 5th year of school we were waiting for the training session to begin and were mucking around with the tackle bags. (padded foam pads to protect the tacklee from the tackler, not a scrotum) I held up one of the tacklebags and told my mate to go nuts, he put his head down and charged at me, only for me to step out of the way at the last minute. Cue my mate running head first into the concrete wall of the changing rooms and splitting his head open and breaking his wrist. It was hilarious, even he thought so
Soldato
One thing I have done while drunk which I find quite funny is this.
When I was about 17/18 I was very drunk in a local club, while stood in the toilets I heard someone "doing the buisness" with a girl in the next cubical, on noticing this I also noticed his trousers were now pretty much all the way under the bottom of my cubical and only being attached to one of his legs, this prompted the genius thought of me peeing all over the part of his jeans in my cubical, this was a long and lengthy process of me emptying my bladder and then leaving the toilets and getting back on with my night.
Never heard/saw of anything else that night but it still chuckles me to this day
KaHn
When I was about 17/18 I was very drunk in a local club, while stood in the toilets I heard someone "doing the buisness" with a girl in the next cubical, on noticing this I also noticed his trousers were now pretty much all the way under the bottom of my cubical and only being attached to one of his legs, this prompted the genius thought of me peeing all over the part of his jeans in my cubical, this was a long and lengthy process of me emptying my bladder and then leaving the toilets and getting back on with my night.
Never heard/saw of anything else that night but it still chuckles me to this day
KaHn
Soldato
Poor guy nothing, hes getting "what if we get caught" sex!
Soldato
I actually wish I had stayed around to watch him come out, but I would have ended up bursting out laughing.
KaHn
That's classic lol... You should have kicked the door of the cubical... or pulled his trousers so hard he lost he ballance and fell over while at it... OR
pee'd all over the floor, then pulled his trousers so he fell over, so that he is laying in your pee
Sort of a confession. A few years back at an Halloween party in a well known rock-pub/venue around here I sprayed an entire can of 'Deep Heat' onto all the door handles in the male bogs.
Cue, intense laughter by us as one by one random people got up to use the toilet and then about 10 mins after returning started getting all uneasy and looking slightly worried.
Cue, intense laughter by us as one by one random people got up to use the toilet and then about 10 mins after returning started getting all uneasy and looking slightly worried.
I remember when I was a student and worked at Pay Less DIY and some poor guy had to clean our one of the toilets which a customer had dumped in. The problem was the toilet was one of the toilets just out for show in the main store!
Someone just sat down on the loo in the middle of the shop and dropped!
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