***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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I consider myself as artist, whether you will agree or not is entirely up to you, It makes no difference anyway. My work involves taking ordinary signs and posters with similar, but very subtly altered replicas. If I see a notice, poster, sign or anything I will take it, recreate it, change and alter the wording, pictures etc. and put it back. I go as far as to replicate folds, creases and tears. The changes I make are always subtle in that they would go un-noticed. I usually change one word, add deliberate typos or sometimes change pictures.

I don't want anyone to notice my pieces, or see them. I find it interesting how people ignore such posters, and read a sign without actually reading it. You should all stop to read these things more carefully and see if it says what you think it does. Does that really say wet paint? Or does the smell of fresh paint, the sight of workmen, brushes and painting take your mind off the fact that a wet paint sign has been taken, carefully changed and replaced to say something totally different? My best work is the work that goes genuinely un-noticed, it defeats the very purpose of any kind of art, but I enjoy it.

Not much of a confession OCUK I know, hopefully it's an interesting one however.
 
I have a bit of a thing for furries (those people dressed up in fur character suits). I won't lie. It's really weird, but they turn me on. I have no idea why, but I just like it. I'd really like to get it on with one, whether it be male or female. It's the costume that turns me on, not the person underneath. I don't know why, maybe to feel closer to the experience, but I bought a pair of leapord skin furry gloves on ebay. I then filmed myself jacking off with them (and they got rather messy in the process). I then uploaded this video to a user content porn site.
It gets worse. It's rather a hard...kink, to actually fulfill, so I resorted to screwing the closest thing I could, some plush toys that had been lying about the house, bareback too. However, I got rather ashamed after a while, despite no one catching me or anything, and binned the toys and gloves (and yes I wore the gloves during too) in an effort to stop being such a freak.

I consider myself straight (apart from the furry stuff), but I have always wondered what it would be like to suck another mans penis and just generally fool around with another guy. Though I'm not a big fan of the idea of bumlove. I've also come on my own face for a laugh and tasted my own produce.
 
Was walking home from the pub late one night, pretty damn drunk. It was a really foggy night, which is rare, so I decided to do something a bit naughty on the way home. My route home goes through an allotment. It's quite open and is overlooked by houses, but with periodic tree cover and the houses are about 40m away from the main path through the allotment. So I walk up the path until a get to a large tree, at which point I unzip and start jacking it, in the cover of tree, fog and darkness. So I'm moments away from blowing my load, when I hear voices along the path behind me. I turn around and see the light from a mobile phone, roughly 30m away. "OH ****!" I run like crazy. No time to zip up before I begin to run, so I do it on the move. Somehow, these people didn't see me. Thank god for the fog. Anyone I got home to my bed safely and finished myself off. Probably one of those nights where you wish the alcohol made you forget, but alas. It is pretty funny in retrospect.
 
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