The Banter Thread

[Azza]

Pete O'Rourke @SkySportsPeteO
Rumours growing Neil Warnock has left Queens Park Rangers. #QPR

Interesting!

 

[Azza]

It's been done! Statement at 7:30!

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Brilliant news.

 

[MarcLister]

It's been done! Statement at 7:30!

Any rumours on replacement? Or is it really too early for that considering most of the footie pundits probably haven't got the confirmation of the sacking yet?

 

[Azza]

Mark Hughes is very early favourite.

 

[MarcLister]

I suppose Hughesy would be in the frame yes. Especially if Fernandes gives him some transfer window money.

 

[Tom84]

Didn't see that one coming!

Good move though with Warnock in charge they were destined to go down IMO

 

[MarcLister]

Didn't see that one coming!

It was only this morning that I read on BBC Sport gossip page that the People newspaper was saying that Warnock feared the sack after QPR's poor form in recent games. Is he psychic?!

 

[One More Solo]

Downing's supposed to have been arrested last night for allegedly hitting his ex. Given what's gone on, I wouldn't be suprised if she was black

On the subject:

Liverpool statement on Downing's arrest: "Stewart would never hit a woman. His mother is a woman." #JusticeForDowning

He's been hitting women all season, and men, and children, with his wayward crosses flying into the kop.

In Middlesborough assaulting women is a sign of endearment.

 

[Shamikebab]

lol

 

[Weebull]

Maybe she was standing in front of the bloke he was aiming for?

 

[Purdy]

After this weekend, Stewart Downing's girlfriend will have to dress up as a full back to prevent her from being beaten again.

Stewart Downing assisting the Police with there investigation." That's his first assist of the Season.

 

[BaZ87]

There's got to be a joke in there about him and Carroll copying each other in an attempt to strike up a better understanding on the pitch.

 

[Shamikebab]

I thought there was a joke about Andy Carroll and his ponytail somewhere.

 

[Weebull]

He's probably just frustrated about his inability to get it in the box.

 

[Purdy]

He's probably just frustrated about his inability to get it in the box.

Belfast joke ?

 

[Loki]

Tim Howard ' it was the wind that helped my shot go in'


Manchester city have put £80 million bid in for the wind and hope to tie this deal up in the January Window

 

[Shamikebab]

Damnit Fergie, we need to buy the wind, I'm fed up of this inaction. Now wait for Fergie to call own goal out of retirement instead

 

[kaiowas]

With comebacks being the in thing (Henry, Scholes) and our lack of goals I'm waiting for the announcement of Ian Rush's comeback.

 

[Tummy]

I'd still pick Chris Waddle.