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The best part for me is him trying to do it subtly. I mean, everyone knows there are dozens of cameras around the place, he will be particularly scrutinised because he's a massive **** and yet... "no one will see this punch if I am looking the other way..."...
 
Purdy said:
After seeing that video
Hahaha 'potential grab near his crotch, but looks like he got a handful of shirt rather than going for the crotch' :D, is he **** going for the shirt rather than the crotch. (Re. the Torres/Suarez thing on defenders, I like how you complete neglect the kicking they regularly or previously got)


Suarez needs to not react like that as although he rarely gets sent off the retrospective action is a bit annoying as he is never going to get the benefit of the doubt(or rather in this case the other person getting banned also.), more of the just score more than them and do a hilarious celebration in front of them will do.
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Errm, the video I posted and the one before show NO crotch grab at all, the one I posted shows his hand going south, leaving screen for a split second then on the way up you see he has his shirt in his hand. I didn't say he didn't do it, I said I couldn't tell, but I could see a shirt pull, thats it. Should I merely assume if a mans hand is off camera for any length of time its definitely checking Suarez for testicular cancer?

AS for being kicked, Suarez does get kicked, sometimes unfairly, sometimes just trying to tackle, Suarez kicks everyone, a lot, and he intentionally tries to injure people while clearly making zero attempt to go for the ball. Its not about contact, or kicking, its intent and frequency that makes one player worse than another. Every player has done a bad tackle, some intentionally some not, every player(most anyway) has gone down easily or plain dived, most players have handballed deliberately even if out of instinct rather than real intent. The difference between Henry, one handball, barely any bad tackles over a long career, and Suarez, does something really quite nasty more often than any other player I can name, is night and day.

The reason he's talked about, and defended by Liverpool fans EVERY week is because thats how prolific he is at being a ****. Huth, outside of standing on Suarez(something Suarez has since done to at least one player, and it was worse) I can't remember Huth doing anything else particularly bad.

Newbie007 said:
Can't have a Suarez story without a DM rant in which he posts hearsay and rumor as fact. Beautiful

Can see it in here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OK3Z5o6D_AU
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Newbie posts claiming Suarez had his balls fiddled with, while posting a video link without said thing happening... .thats fine, its not hearsay. I post a video that shows Suarez putting his arm around the back of the defender, defender reaction and shouting at ref... Newbie accuses me of posting hearsay and rumour as fact.

Funny that, can you see where in my post I claimed it as fact? nope, didn't think so, I said what I'd read and said YOU COULDN'T SEE IT... yeah, I was clearly claiming it as a fact.

I think the more appropriate post would be anyone else on this forum laughing at a Liverpool fan making excuses for Suarez, I believe its basically a weekly occurance now.
 
He punched someone in the face.

How are people even looking beyond that fact? Never mind the detail that he punches the guy before the other lad's hand exits the shot and supposedly grabs his nuts.

Liverpool fans haven't got a leg to stand on with this guy, give it up already. He's a great football player, but he's a greater piece of ****.
 
I couldn't care less whether he punched him or whether he was provoked, in fact I hope he never plays for Uruguay again. He is nuts though and I love him for it.

It was hardly a proper punch anyway.
 
BaZ87 said:
I couldn't care less whether he punched him or whether he was provoked, in fact I hope he never plays for Uruguay again. He is nuts though and I love him for it.

It was hardly a proper punch anyway.
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I'd be pretty annoyed if he did it for us, you just won't get away with it unless you're a handful of players
 
drunkenmaster said:
Funny that, can you see where in my post I claimed it as fact? .
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er (not the original post but)

Suarez kicks everyone, a lot, and he intentionally tries to injure people while clearly making zero attempt to go for the ball.
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Your opinion as a fact.

I haven't condoned the 'punch' or defended it, I'm just saying if someone grabbed my nuts I would give them a smack aswell. Couldn't careless what he does for Uruguay, I only care what he does in a Liverpool shirt.
 
Gary Nevilles father Neville Neville has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault, if he carries on like that he's going to get himself a bad name
 
We may need to find a replacement if jack if this is how frequent he gets injured.

Such a shame as he can dominate the midfield and he would do the same for England as well. :(
 
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