The Banter Thread

Nate75 · 28 Apr 2013 at 15:18

Looks like Reading and QPR are about to go down.

I wonder if Harry will stay with QPR...

edit: oops wrong thread!

JohnnyG · 28 Apr 2013 at 19:55

Note to future PL teams - DO NOT WEAR BLUE & WHITE HOOPS.

nemtizz · 28 Apr 2013 at 20:02

Sorry if bp'ed but these had me in tears and make sure you click subtitles.

Tom84 · 28 Apr 2013 at 20:34

@FootyHumour: Professional Footballers Awards Dinner tonight...

Or as Luis Suarez calls it - an all you can eat buffet.

Purdy · 28 Apr 2013 at 21:26

Ah that good old ball bag of a 'journalist' martin lipton trying to claim borini should get a ban for his celebration and it was an outrage, what a ****.

Did post this a while ago but think it is worth a reminder on who he is, massive tool - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt9elfwV8cU&feature=player_embedded

drunkenmaster · 28 Apr 2013 at 22:29

Liverpool make fools of themselves but pretending their player is hard done by and trying to make what he did a joke.... shocking... not. For the record Borini wasn't the only player to fake bite themselves in celebration of goals scored.

How would it have been for example if Stoke scored a few goals(just imagine, I know its difficult) right after Shawcross broke Ramsey's leg, would faking a bad tackle and having another player fake they broke their leg be, A/ classy, B/ not classy, C/utterly utterly stupid.

Now in this situation a few of the reasons given for Suarez's ban were being a role model, unacceptable behaviour and how Suarez was(once again) acting like what he did was nothing and should barely get a punishment... and the very next game all your players are all acting like he was hard done by, acting like it was nothing, and being great models by showing their support of someone completely in the wrong... again.

Should he get a ban, no, a fine maybe to give Liverpool a clue how to behave WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY IN THE WRONG might help though.

BaZ87 · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:44

Hang on, does DM realise that Borini celebrates like that after every goal and still wrote all that bs or has he completely missed the point of Purdy's post and is as clueless as Martin Lipton?

Pigeon_Killer · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:47

DM in 'wrong again' shocker.

Andybtsn · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:48

BaZ87 said:
Hang on, does DM realise that Borini celebrates like that after every goal and still wrote all that bs or has he completely missed the point of Purdy's post and is as clueless as Martin Lipton?

You could argue he doesn't see Borini celebrations much?

BaZ87 · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:49

Andybtsn said:
You could argue he doesn't see Borini celebrations much?

Only the 1000th person I've seen say that today. Do you get all your jokes from twitter Andy?

But yea, it's true

I'm surprised Pigeon didn't come out with it first. He rates Borini nearly as much as he does Downing.

Andybtsn · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:50

I thought of that one myself

drunkenmaster · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:54

BaZ87 said:
Hang on, does DM realise that Borini celebrates like that after every goal and still wrote all that bs or has he completely missed the point of Purdy's post and is as clueless as Martin Lipton?

Pigeon_Killer said:
DM in 'wrong again' shocker.

drunkenmaster said:
Liverpool make fools of themselves but pretending their player is hard done by and trying to make what he did a joke.... shocking... not. For the record Borini wasn't the only player to fake bite themselves in celebration of goals scored.

How would it have been for example if Stoke scored a few goals(just imagine, I know its difficult) right after Shawcross broke Ramsey's leg, would faking a bad tackle and having another player fake they broke their leg be, A/ classy, B/ not classy, C/utterly utterly stupid.

Now in this situation a few of the reasons given for Suarez's ban were being a role model, unacceptable behaviour and how Suarez was(once again) acting like what he did was nothing and should barely get a punishment... and the very next game all your players are all acting like he was hard done by, acting like it was nothing, and being great models by showing their support of someone completely in the wrong... again.

Should he get a ban, no, a fine maybe to give Liverpool a clue how to behave WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY IN THE WRONG might help though.

Pigeon in wrong again shocker, I KNOW Borini does which is why I SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED OTHERS< Agger AND Reina celebrated doing that... did Reina score, really, does he usually bite his own hand when his team mates score, really, does Agger always bite his fist when he scores... really?

EDIT:- added my post for the quote, noticed the bolded bits, why would I for the record state it wasn't ONLY Borini doing it unless I knew Borini did do it usually? What possible reason could I have for highlighting that at all, I also as other parts bolded, was refering to the players behaviour as a whole, NOT just Borini, very very clearly not just Borini.

What I find even more ridiculous is how on earth Baz, who has me on ignore yet constantly replies to my posts... even managed to misread another one of my posts.

BaZ87 · 28 Apr 2013 at 23:59

Just watched a recording of motd and Agger didn't do any bite celebration after he scored. Anything to backup what you said about him or have you made it up?

Reina copied Borini's celebration, aimed at Borini after he scored his first league goal for us and was clearly extremely happy. He celebrated as if he'd won the World Cup.

edit: And after a quick google, it would appear as if Agger has bit his hand in celebration in the past (not that I believe he did yesterday):

https://twitter.com/propagandaphoto/status/285426254335844352

drunkenmaster · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:03

BaZ87 said:
Just watched a recording of motd and Agger didn't do any bite celebration after he scored. Anything to backup what you said about him or have you made it up?

Reina copied Borini's celebration, aimed at Borini after he scored his first league goal for us and was clearly extremely happy. He celebrated as if he'd won the World Cup.

edit: And after a quick google, it would appear as if Agger has bit his hand in celebration in the past (not that I believe he did yesterday):

https://twitter.com/propagandaphoto/status/285426254335844352

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/p...-by-biting-his-hand-in-homage-to-luis-suarez/

Hmm, Henderson, I believe Sissoko in the background, red shirt.... wonder when that was :rolleyes:

So misread a post(that you can't see apparently), talk rubbish, get called on rubbish, accuse me of making stuff up while talking more rubbish.... get shown up... next will be the customary make up some excuse why you were right and next time you make up some BS again, pretend you were right the last time and again accuse me of always making stuff up.

nemtizz · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:05

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BI4SnAMCQAI6Oj6.jpg:large

Pigeon_Killer · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:06

Did you actually look at the link BaZ posted. You know the one with Agger biting his hand in another game... before the Suarez incident...

Nearly as amusing as that idiot Jon Champion making a fool of himself after Suarez kissed his wrist after scoring the handball goal in the FA Cup. That was the first time he did that too apparently...

BaZ87 · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:08

drunkenmaster said:
....

I asked you to show me anything to back-up the Agger bite because I hadn't seen him do it. I even re-watched matd to check. As it turns out, he did do the bite but as I showed you, he's done the exact same thing when he's scored before.

Like Borini, it had nothing to do with Suarez, unless of course it was all one big plan and they thought up these celebrations before Suarez bit Ivanovic.

And I asked if you made it up as you have a history if making things up DM.

edit: And as you hinted at it - yes, I do have you on ignore. Not because you talk **** (I don't have cm on ignore) but because of the volume of the **** makes it painful to skim through threads. I still view your posts when the subject is Liverpool.

Stewy · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:12

so... Agger bit Borini?

BaZ87 · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:15

Stewy said:
so... Agger bit Borini?

That's purely speculation. Andy might have to delete that post and Tummy's going to cry about it and Purdy will whine like a ****! Well done Stewy!

Tom84 · 29 Apr 2013 at 00:16