The Banter Thread

[G|mp]

He signed the contract a couple of night ago apparently.

Him and Ashley have been on a massive bender and Ashley is still hungover in bed with a bottle of lucozade, not knowing that Joe is still going and ringing up talk shows while he's ****ed, it can be the only answer.

 

[Davey_Pitch]

Wouldn't shock me if it was all in his head, wishful thinking though, the club surely would have released a statement by now.

Surely they would have released a statement by now if it weren't true as well. Strange times at Newcastle!

 

[BaJ]

Very strange situation. Some people seem concerned that he's made the whole situation up in his head!

 

[FTM]

I dont know what would be dafter..that he has made it all up...or that somebody is actually serious about employing him in this role!

 

[pingwing]

Kinnear coming back has to be the funniest thing of all time, too weird for words!

 

[maun]

Lol @ his interview on the last page, "I'm more intelligent than them" good way to win them over as well hehe.

It's surely a wind up? Newcastle would have confirmed something by now I would have thought?

 

[Azza]

Hahha they've finally announced it!

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 1m

#NUFC can confirm that Joe Kinnear has been appointed as the Club's new Director of Football on three-year deal

 

[nemtizz]

 

[FTM]

dear lord..both manager and chief scout to report to him
utterly barmy

will he really be dealing with executives from other clubs?

 

[Shamikebab]

Quick David, get on the blower and flog 'im Welbeck!

 

[Jano]

When will Dennis Wise be reappointed then?

 

[nemtizz]

Surely they would have released a statement by now if it weren't true as well.

Indeed, that was my point.

 

[Biz.Kid09]

Could be nonsense but someone got this when they was on the Premier League website earlier.

 

[Psycho Ned]

Easy picks for TV if true! United V Palace, Chelsea V Liverpool and City V Spurs.

United and Chelsea will be on TV opening weekend regardless of who they play anyway.

 

[Purdy]

lol if those are true

 

[dmcg]

zaha vs his old team in his first pl game

 

[Andybtsn]

 

[Davey_Pitch]

That's brilliant

 

[Cosimo]

 

[nemtizz]