Conflating quite a few things again, chaps. I know, for whatever reason, you're panicked over whatever form of migration there is, but it really does need to be taken one thing at a time in proper context, preferably outside the pub; especially since you seem to ignore some obvious questions in your hunt for solid anecdotal evidence. Using your sound logic, what's next: a Yorkshireman in Southampton, a portent of stormy weather?
Off the top of my head.
How would leaving the EU stop illegal immigration?
Would the cuts to the Home Office (including the Border Force) magically stop and reverse course outside the EU?
How can you lay the sovereign actions of our Home Secretary and the Chancellor of the Exchequer at the door of the EU, specifically?
How, if the cuts continue and the room for cooperation is legally reduced through Brexit, would that make it a better public service, addressing your concerns?
Would bringing all border checks back on-shore improve or worsen the situation? Would it cost more or less?
What legal guarantees are there that, under a lesser, purely economic involvement with the EU, we would obtain the same freedom to deploy our border officials anywhere in the EU at short notice?
Why do you think we would suddenly get better at deporting people, who have no legal right to be here, after Brexit?
What would leaving the EU do to our capability to handle international crime and human trafficking?
What can leaving the EU really do about rogue landlords and gangmasters who flaunt the law?
Why can't we competently check the requirements (reason to remain, funds to support oneself, medical insurance, etc) EU citizens must meet to qualify for the rights and privileges of free movement, as things stand now?
If, as predicted, we will end up with Free Movement regardless, at the end of the whole exit process; what is the point of the whole argument, supported as it is on the populist Out side by conflating an anti-refugee sentiment, terrorism, religious prejudice and illegal immigration with a pinch of working class angst?
Ultimately, how much more privacy, money and freedom are you willing to give up for the Home Secretary to institute any meaningfully different crackdown in line with your preoccupations, in or outside the EU?
Another bravura display of soundbite crafting, or borrowing from tabloids, isn't really the answer to any of these questions.
Well that was a bad typo
Don't worry, you pre-empted the 'I'm a credible chap from the Out camp, and here's a law of averages' thing a few pages back, in the specific Kipper case, which sadly applies more broadly with stats and GD.
* - In before some dimwit going "I vote UKIP and I've got a PhD". That's a description of the statistical averages of UKIP voters not a prediction about any individual UKIP voter.
Mind, your understanding of statistical averages and that of the average Out voter is a vastly divergent series of comical errors. You assume universality of rational reasoning, they presume universal applicability of their irrational methods.