The Great Shakespearean Music Quiz Mk. III

The become hilarious once you work out what they are, the sexy ones are the best:

Behold mine delectable heaving feminine breast and posterior! Examine them verily.
Perchance, dost thou desireth that thy good lady were as visibly pert as mine self?

5 Golden comedy stars
 
Since My Sharona is the only song by the Knack that I know I assume it's that :o

/edit: ' Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind. I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind' :D

credit to google lol
 
The last one (ii) was The Knack - My Sharona:

I shalt keep on going forever, relinquish it to me. Thy head is filled with sinful thoughts! I art aroused by the youthful caress.

is

"Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind. I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind."

Edit: Well well. Beaten in my own quiz. What a fitting ending!
 
xxvi) His golden locks descend well beyond his scabbard. He hath the air of the court jester, for he acts upon his every desire.
"He got hair down to his knees. Got to be a joker got to do what he please" - Come Together - The Beatles (One More Solo)

xxvii)One might encounter with thine own eyes a dunce going forth slowly whilst repeating utterances.
"See that idiot walk. See that idiot talk." - Walk Idiot Walk - The Hives (Roberta)

xxviii)Laying thine weary head down upon thy bed, does not slumber come. I fear you may be going from whence you came.
"When you feel so tired but you can't sleep, stuck in reverse" - Fix You - Coldplay (One More Solo)

xxix)To be of the fairer sex is my desire, that thou mightst hold in greatest regard that which i have to say.
"I wish I was a girl, so that you would believe me." - I Wish I Was A Girl - Counting Crows (One More Solo)

xxx)The most aged of mine kinsman whom i know well cometh bearing good tidings. Doth I observe fear of deceit within thine features?
"So, if an old friend I know, drops by to say hello. Would I still see suspicion in your eyes." - Suspicious Minds - Elvis (m3csl2004)

xxxi)Mine odour passt forth mine lips, throngs of peasants showdeth my form. And mine appetite is likened to that of a howling lupine.
"Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd, and I’m hungry like the wolf" - Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran (belmit)

xxxii)I shall take mine leave, and you art the cause. Do not afford yourself two looks with thine mind's eye, 'tis not a cause for repentance.
"Your're the reason I'm a'travelling on. But don't think twice it's alright" - Don't Think Twice It's Alright - Bob Dylan (m3csl2004)

xxxiii)Lightning bolts, her form art established upon. Furthermore the behaviour of her bretheren is a cause for disconcertion.
"She's electric. She's in a family full of eccentrics" - She's Electric - Oasis (belmit/gilly)

xxxiv)I standeth in a room, my form cowering far from the entrance, bright moonlight falling upon mine own face. My faith in the Lord dwidleth.
"That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight. Losing My Religion" - Losing My Religion - REM (Doohickey)

xxxv)Fear not if thine inner self becometh exposed, the dyes of thy spirit, for they hath the exquisite form of daylight catching the dew
"Don't be afraid to let them show, your true colours. Beautiful like a rainbow" - True Colours - Phil Collins (Doohickey)

xxxvi) Thou must both retain and giveth in the same instance. Thine speed is not of consequence, however thou must reach a demarkation. Furthermore thine foe will attack you with great venom, both maintaining a stronghold whilst threatening to breach thine keep. I must depart that their weakness lies to the rear.
"You’ve got to hold and give. But do it at the right time. You can be slow or fast. But you must get to the line. They’ll always hit you and hurt you. Defend and attack. Theres only one way to beat them. Get round the back" - World In Motion - New Order (pumpkinstew)

xxxvii) If thou art encountering unnatural troubles, infections of the mind. Be seated at my right hand.
"Those who find they're touched by madness. Sit down next to me" - Sit Down - James (pumpkinstew)

xxxviii) Mine child hath a carriage with speed greater than the devil's own, and I want to go forth from this place. To where I know not.
"Baby got a fast car. I want to ticket to anywhere" - Fast Car - Tracy Chapman (Roberta)

xxxix) All hath mourned the absence of, and also hath been in the throes of passion with you amorous felines
"We missed you, kissed you, lovecats" - Lovecats - The Cure (Overload)
 
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xxxi)Mine odour passt forth mine lips, throngs of peasants showdeth my form. And mine appetite is likened to that of a howling lupine.

"Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd, and I’m hungry like the wolf" - Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran.

Good one! Unfortunately I now have to head home from work so I'll check back in later...

Edit: Hmm, not sure if that line fits perfectly actually, reading it back. Does it change throughout the song?
 
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xxxiii)Lightning bolts, her form art established upon. Furthermore the behaviour of her bretheren is a cause for disconcertion.

This appears to be She's Electric by Oasis, but I'm having trouble placing the lyric. The latter part would be 'She's got a brother, we don't get on with one another' possibly? These are damn hard!
 
LOL

Lyric
She's Electric.
She's got a brother, we don't get on with one another.

Title
She's Electric

Artist
Oasis

:p

Its the end of the refrain previous to the start of that verse :) Thats what it translates to but I personally think it should be

She is electric, can I be electric too?

She's got a brother

If all that is right give it to Belmit, he did the legwork.
 
DAMMIT - i was literally looking up the exact deffinition of "bretheren" - i thought it would make more sence for it to be "shes got a family full of eccentrics"

that is honestly the only 1 i have a clue about however - man these are hard :(
 
j00ni said:
xxxix) All hath mourned the absence of, and also hath been in the throes of passion with you amorous felines

Could only think of Love Cats by The Cure. "We missed you hissed the lovecats".
 
I think i finally got one.
xxxvii) If thou art encountering unnatural troubles, infections of the mind. Be seated at my right hand.

Those who find they’re touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me

James - Sit Down
 
I think I got the point and laugh one again :D

You've got to hold and give, but do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast, but you must get to the line
They'll try to hit you and hurt you, defence and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back

World in Motion - New Order (featuring John Barnes)

The sad thing is I remember the whole rap pretty much word perfect, but can't remember my home phone number 4months after moving in :(
 
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