Oops, forgot about this...
11. Thou art fully able to accomplish the task if only thou wouldst make the effort...
Of this I am aware, my good lady! But thou must comply by reciprocating with thine posterior.
"You can do it put your back into it. I can do it put your ass into it." - You Can Do It - Ice Cube - Tru
12. Thou hast been clouted by, and furthermore walloped by, a smarmy deviant indeed.
"You're been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth Criminal" - Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson - Gilly
13. Forsooth, remove my portrait from the drawing room panelling if it emits no audible tune for your benefit.
"Take my photo off the wall if it just won't sing for you" - Look What You've Done - Jet - Borris
14. I heard the town-crier imparting current events to me this very day, young lad. Twas regarding a fortunate fellow who was top-notch, verily.
"I read the news today oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade?" - A Day In The Life - The Beatles - Gilly
15. I remain steadfast in my position, on mine own two feet, despite many a year having passed.
"I’m still standing after all this time" - I’m Still Standing - Elton John - j00ni
16. Do my ears deceive me, or didst thou request that I should never again recall times past with such great fury?
"Don't look back in anger, I heard you say" - Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis - Royality
17. Extend thine arm, brother,in an attempt to pluck the constellations from their very fastenings. After accomplishing this feat, ascend to every tall peak thou art able to, and anon, to a taller one each time.
"Reach for the stars. Climb every mountain higher" - Reach - SClub7 - j00ni
18. Folk attempt to deride and abase us. I am orating in general tho', regarding my peers of similar age.
Yeah, it's My Generation again.
19. Thou simply must retaliate in defence of your legal liberties to celebrate festivities.
"YOU GOTTA FIGHT, FOR YOUR RIGHT, TO PAAAAAARTAAAAAY." - Fight For Your Right - Beastie Boys - Gilly
20. Which rotten scoundrel released the hounds?! I shall henceforth proceed to imitate said mangy curs with gusto.
"Who let the dogs out. Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" - Who Let The Dog Out? - Baha Men - j00ni
21. Each minute action she partakes in involves witchcraft and sorcery! Such acts, however, verily cause my loins to burn.
"Every little thing she does is magic. Everything she does just turns me on." - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police - Gilly
22. This brew has cooled to room temperature, wench! And I am now sitting here contemplating the futility of alighting from my hammock in the first place.
"My teas's gone cold I'm wondering Why I got out of bed at all" - Thank You - Dido - Pumpkinstew
23. Douse those candles! I have it on good authority that it is safer when it is dark. Aha! We have arrived. Now dance for us jester, dance!
"With the lights out it’s less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us" - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana - j00ni
24. If thou desires to lay with me, thou must first of all understand the minds of mine acquaintances.
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" - Wannabe - Spice Girls - Tru/Borris
25. Myself, and some fine fellows from the workhouse, formed a musical club of sorts. We worked our little cotton socks off!
"Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard" - Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams - Borris
At least one of these was featured in the quiz earlier, I just forgot I'd done it already...
