TGSMQ Mk I - 1-10
1. Tho' t'would be amusing to partake of pleasures of the flesh, one admits t'would be folly. Anon! Now I must away to my abode for my gentleman friend is without companion!
"And 'though i know it would be fun to get some/Gotta run now/I gots ta get home, My baby boy's on his own" - Dumb - 411 - Tru
2.Thomas hath taken his lute to the pawn merchant. And 'Gadzooks!' he is withholding the talent which he once used to make it sing like a nightingale. 'Tis an unfortunate state of affairs indeed.
"Tommy’s got his six string in hock, now he’s holding in what he used to make it talk - so tough, it’s tough" - Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi - ElvisFan
3. Observe; Jonathan doth approach, spouting a melody of yore. Whilst the tune is as old as the hills, 'tis certainly as popular as ever.
"Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies" - Walk of Life - Dire Straits - Pumpkinstew
4. Swords and spears are not responsible for these deaths. 'Tis in fact the fault of the minstrels that bear them.
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do" - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do - Goldie Lookin' Chain - ElvisFan
5. A stranger hath imparted the following wisdom unto me: you appear to be involved with a gentleman that resembles a lady!
"Somebody told me you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend" - Somebody Told Me - The Killers - Gatsby
6. There is very little occurring except ancient stories. Do not concern thyself, do not run amock like a headless chicken.
"Ain't nothing going on but history, don't worry, don't panic" - Red Alert - Basement Jaxx - Roberta
7. She is indeed a fine speciman of a lady, tho' Lord above, she is aware of her beauty, to her detriment.
"You're fit but my gosh dont you know it" - Fit But You Know It - The Streets - One More Solo
8. He doth partake of the barley mash tipple, and in addition, embibes the broth of corn, grain and apple.
"He drinks a whisky drink he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink" - Tubthumping - Chumbawamba - Roberta
9. I desire to escape forcibly from the shackles of your deception, self-centred harpy! I no longer require your services.
"I want to break free from your lies, you're so self-satisfied, I don't need you" - I Want To Break Free - Queen - Roberta
10. One doubts thou art prepared for dessert yet, sir.
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly" - Bootylicious - Destiny's Child - One More Solo