The Marvels

My immediate question is - what are the things they are supposed to be looking at cos the three of them have very different expressions. Meaning they must be looking at different things.
You don't understand how two people can look at the same thing and have a different reaction/expression?
 
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Can’t find anything appealing about this trio to entice you to watch the flick, then you are brain dead or emotionally bankrupt!

My immediate question is - what are the things they are supposed to be looking at cos the three of them have very different expressions. Meaning they must be looking at different things.

Going left to right “Ew, that’s gross” “I feel sorry” “I don’t understand what is going on” - if they are looking at two girls and a cup then I can understand.

I...think they're looking at their movie?
 
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Can’t find anything appealing about this trio to entice you to watch the flick, then you are brain dead or emotionally bankrupt!

My immediate question is - what are the things they are supposed to be looking at cos the three of them have very different expressions. Meaning they must be looking at different things.

Going left to right “Ew, that’s gross” “I feel sorry” “I don’t understand what is going on” - if they are looking at two girls and a cup then I can understand.
Looks like it's illegal to show a bit of skin. These aren't even tight fitting costumes either. Not being funny but sex sells. Patrick Stewart would definitely disapprove
 
The Marvels, Box Office Predictions

Predict the international box office takings for The Marvels movie within its first 4 weeks of its release.
Predictions can be changed upto 9th November.
The winner is the closest to actual box office takings without going over.

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2. An exclusive personalised The Marvels signature**
3. One months free access to the OF of a Mod of your choice*** or Two months of access to the Pr0n sub-forum. (I know this is what you all really wanted :D)

Phase 4
Movie TitleBox Office Takings
Black Widow$380 million
Shang-Chi and the legend of the ten rings$432 million
Spiderman: No way Home$1.922 Billion
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness$956 million
Thor Love and Thunder$761 million
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever$859 million


Phase 5
Movie Title
Box Office Takings
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania$476 million
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3$846 million


Current Predictions

  1. MissChief - $400 million in the US (roughly $800 mill worldwide)
  2. Shoza - $725 million
  3. Vonscar - $600 million
  4. VincentHanna - $595 million
  5. C Kent - $500 million
  6. Nitefly - $400,000,001
  7. Chuk_Chuk - $400 million
  8. ianh - $399,999,999 (Because $400 million is already taken)
  9. Jokester - $399,999,998
  10. aardvark - $390 million
  11. rp2000 - $375 million
  12. Doodah - $350 million
  13. Spannerhead - $300,000,000.01
  14. Bigpig - $300 million
  15. Kyo - $299,999,999
  16. Stu999 - $250 million
  17. The Marvels Week 3 Takings - $197.2 million
  18. The Marvels Week 2 (and a few days) Takings - $188.7 million
  19. The Marvels Week 1 Takings - $118 million
  20. img - 650 (Probably talking about the Mclaren 650S which starts at $200,000)
  21. The shadow - 420 (About £200 for an ounce, $243)
  22. Something daft Already - 2.5p ($0.04)[/U][/B][/B]


As promised, one day late (but whose counting :D ) the final box office takings for the Marvels, stands at a whopping $197.2 million.

Disney has decided to cut their losses and get this film out the cinema's ASAP. So congratulations to @Stu999 for getting right.

Thank you everyone for taking part.

Seems like the next movie has been chosen and involves a turd floating about in the ocean. I'll see you guys there. :D


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I didn't say anything about fanbase representation. I asked how the films were 'aimed' at men. Doesn't shock me you're avoiding the question though.

I can't help you understand plain simple English. If you don't or can't understand the terminology of "making a film for a 75% male fanbase means you're making a film aimed at men" then thats on you dude. Now take your imaginary "internet win" and bother someone else because you bore me.
 
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I can't help you understand plain simple English. If you don't or can't understand the terminology of "making a film for a 75% male fanbase means you're making a film aimed at men" then thats on you dude. Now take your imaginary "internet win" and bother someone else because you bore me.
And again you dodged the question. This forum is getting worse and worse.
 
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Looks like it's illegal to show a bit of skin. These aren't even tight fitting costumes either. Not being funny but sex sells. Patrick Stewart would definitely disapprove
It must be bloody uncomfortable to be wearing those full latex suits that cover every inch of your skin. They probably trying to a-please the Afghan or the Iranian government. The Saudi would definitely approve the dress code for sure.
 
When Ms Marvel isn't the worst thing in your whole film by a country mile, you know you have a stinking pile of smelly celluloid.

The villian was the worst actress ever.
This is the camels broken back talking here when I say I'm done with all MCU films from this point.
 
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When Ms Marvel isn't the worst thing in your whole film by a country mile, you know you have a stinking pile of smelly celluloid.

The villian was the worst actress ever.
This is the camels broken back talking here when I say I'm done with all MCU films from this point.

The whole movie was a little underwhelming compared to the first. The story and screenplay was clumsy and crude.
 
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I don't think it was as bad as everyone makes out. Ok, it wasn't great and it is definitely let down by the last 40 minutes or so. Terrible story/script which really shows towards the end. It's better than Eternals and the second black pantha movie though, so at least it had that going for it :)
 
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