The Matrix 4

Wizzfizz · 28 Dec 2021 at 15:03

Cyber-Mav said:
Keanu refusing to cut his hair for the movie is dire

Probably because he needs to keep it long for John Wick 4

darkgen · 28 Dec 2021 at 15:14

Who said he didn't get it shaved? Loads of evidence to the contrary that he did.

Oh and dreadful, utterly dreadful film.

TurtleTwo · 28 Dec 2021 at 15:28

Cyber-Mav said:
Keanu refusing to cut his hair for the movie is dire

Still clueless I see.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/keanu-reeves-shaves-dark-luscious-22912408

V F · 28 Dec 2021 at 15:52

TurtleTwo said:
Still clueless I see.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/keanu-reeves-shaves-dark-luscious-22912408

What's terrifying is seeing the thumbnail article below that of Lilly.

Stu999 · 28 Dec 2021 at 16:22

V F said:
What's terrifying is seeing the thumbnail article below that of Lilly.

The Mirror website is terrifying in how **** it is.

V F · 28 Dec 2021 at 16:27

Also true.

Neil79 · 28 Dec 2021 at 18:59

What an utter pile of boring Matrix turd!

Darujhistan · 28 Dec 2021 at 20:03

The Matrix Remastered 20 years later, but somehow by the powers of modern Hollywood turned into a massive stinking turd.

TurtleTwo · 28 Dec 2021 at 20:27

TriedandTested · 28 Dec 2021 at 21:22

They couldn't have made a worse Matrix film if they tried. Can't help but feel it was either intentional or this director has completely lost her ability to direct. Matrix must have been a fluke of circumstance, timing and having her sibling be part of it.

arc@css · 28 Dec 2021 at 21:27

I don't think I'll bother to go and see it.

smokedog · 28 Dec 2021 at 22:17

Ladies and gentleman the moment you been waiting for

Armageus · 28 Dec 2021 at 22:51

smokedog said:
Ladies and gentleman the moment you been waiting for

So it's not worth watching then

Terminal_Boy · 28 Dec 2021 at 23:34

If you down a shot of your favourite tipple every time The Drinker says “**** off film!”, you’ll be dead or Scottish by the time the review ends.

LiE · 28 Dec 2021 at 23:45

smokedog said:
Ladies and gentleman the moment you been waiting for

Gold. 4:53 flol so beautifully put.

eggyoke · 29 Dec 2021 at 00:33

Abomination. It was like a bunch of fans got together and made a For Youtube production based on a fanfic they found in the bowels of the internet. Just awful.

BubbySoup · 29 Dec 2021 at 01:01

This was a terrible film. I really can't think of one positive thing to say about it other than when it ended.

Rroff · 29 Dec 2021 at 01:12

TriedandTested said:
They couldn't have made a worse Matrix film if they tried. Can't help but feel it was either intentional or this director has completely lost her ability to direct. Matrix must have been a fluke of circumstance, timing and having her sibling be part of it.

I still refuse to believe that either of them were responsible for the substantive elements of the original movie, they might have leant their artistic direction to it but nothing they've produced since is of the same level.

TurtleTwo · 29 Dec 2021 at 01:30

Rroff said:
I still refuse to believe that either of them were responsible for the substantive elements of the original movie, they might have leant their artistic direction to it but nothing they've produced since is of the same level.

The Matrix was mostly a rip off of Dark City. So many elements they took from it.

Rroff · 29 Dec 2021 at 01:36

TurtleTwo said:
The Matrix was mostly a rip off of Dark City. So many elements they took from it.

There is a subtlety to the original movie, underlying character motivations, symbology, just layers of meaning to just about everything, etc. which neither Dark City or any of the later movies has.

EDIT: Spooky you mentioned Dark City - I just literally mentioned Jennifer Connelly in another thread who was in that movie.